Through the power of positive thinking,
I can turn a bad day into...
an empty whisky bottle. 🙃

I'm sure there's a line between being a champion of gay chicken and just being gay. However, I ain't got time to find it 'cause I'm too busy winning. Xp

Sometimes the double life isn't about any personal fulfillment. Sometimes you're just so fatigued keeping up your outer persona and you don't want to inconvenience others.