Caustic confusion
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Some dolls carry knives
Hey chat, I gotta stop talking to hot witchy transes. I think they are forming a coven and I'm gonna end up wickermaned.
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hey chat, I gotta stop talking to hot witchy transes. I think they are forming a coven and I'm gonna end up wickermaned.
Every once in a while despite all the stimuli around me I begin to think that my ex was right about me, but then a hot dominant lesbian tells me they wanna make out with me and I feel better.
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Every once in a while despite all the stimuli around me I begin to think that my ex was right about me, but then a hot dominant lesbian tells me they wanna make out with me and I feel better.
Like "how about tonight I just put my dick in you and neither one of us moves for an hour."
I want to think that there is a pervert out that that has gotten so deep that they have circled back around to Mormon levels of vanilla.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Like "how about tonight I just put my dick in you and neither one of us moves for an hour."
I want to think that there is a pervert out that that has gotten so deep that they have circled back around to Mormon levels of vanilla.
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I want to think that there is a pervert out that that has gotten so deep that they have circled back around to Mormon levels of vanilla.
If the Laundromat had glory holes I'd probably not hate it there as much.
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
If the Laundromat had glory holes I'd probably not hate it there as much.
I'm doing my annual sexual harassment/ don't be a dick head training at work and it is just 2 hours of hey, do t be a dick, don't be sexual at work.... Why is this a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I'm doing my annual sexual harassment/ don't be a dick head training at work and it is just 2 hours of hey, do t be a dick, don't be sexual at work.... Why is this a thing.
Hey chat what do we call the next step beyond compassion fatigue? I propose "apathy awakening"
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hey chat what do we call the next step beyond compassion fatigue? I propose "apathy awakening"
Listening to 3 60 year old women screaming over each other about pockets while justified is making me want to commit war crimes.
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Listening to 3 60 year old women screaming over each other about pockets while justified is making me want to commit war crimes.
Friend with benefits is way too corporate sounding, I prefer to keep my slutting more casual so it's Nutty Buddy now.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Friend with benefits is way too corporate sounding, I prefer to keep my slutting more casual so it's Nutty Buddy now.
I just remembered that the Andromeda paradox is a thing, and was reminded why I lean heavily on the absurdist philosophy. If physics can't decide what now is, how is this universe not a joke.
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I just remembered that the Andromeda paradox is a thing, and was reminded why I lean heavily on the absurdist philosophy. If physics can't decide what now is, how is this universe not a joke.
Co-star told me to be pickier, flirt more, and over throw the government. I am going to be working on 2 of them this year and I'll let you guess which two my slutty socialist ass will be doing.
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Co-star told me to be pickier, flirt more, and over throw the government. I am going to be working on 2 of them this year and I'll let you guess which two my slutty socialist ass will be doing.
Scrambled cable channels.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Scrambled cable channels.
I have to accept the possibility that Astrology is real simply for the fact that I want to believe that werewolves are real.
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I have to accept the possibility that Astrology is real simply for the fact that I want to believe that werewolves are real.
Being a bratty switch means that sometimes I'm gonna top you just to be annoying.
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Being a bratty switch means that sometimes I'm gonna top you just to be annoying.
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1 in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1 in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
I keep having to capitalism when I just want to bog witch
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I keep having to capitalism when I just want to bog witch
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They need to make plane tickets free of charge for trans people who want to rail mutuals 😭🛬
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
They need to make plane tickets free of charge for trans people who want to rail mutuals 😭🛬
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Can someone please just treat me like Alexa with a dick attached please. I really don't need to be coddled ride me hard and put me away wet.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Can someone please just treat me like Alexa with a dick attached please. I really don't need to be coddled ride me hard and put me away wet.
If I was pressed to describe myself in gendered terms I think the closest I could get is I am a FtM tomboy femboy trapped in a man's body.
But saying "Nah gender isn't really a thing I believe in" is just so much easier .
But saying "Nah gender isn't really a thing I believe in" is just so much easier .
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If I was pressed to describe myself in gendered terms I think the closest I could get is I am a FtM tomboy femboy trapped in a man's body.
But saying "Nah gender isn't really a thing I believe in" is just so much easier .
But saying "Nah gender isn't really a thing I believe in" is just so much easier .
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
Santa baby, slip the confidence of a mediocre man under the tree, for me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Santa baby, slip the confidence of a mediocre man under the tree, for me.
When someone says "Oh shit" when the orgasm you expect to start subsiding actually intensifies. Is the hottest shit in the world. I don't care if it comes out of my mouth or yours.
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When someone says "Oh shit" when the orgasm you expect to start subsiding actually intensifies. Is the hottest shit in the world. I don't care if it comes out of my mouth or yours.