Up there with masterpieces of modern literature alongside Vladimir Romanov’s poems and short stories.

Pretty sure a few ITK posters on JKB told us his next move was ‘lined up and sorted’ back in February or something.

It’s got to be the Lochend mob. Sad to say. Our chances against Selleck are minimal. Their (Hibs) chances of winning another couple of cup ties after today aren’t that great.

Only a few more days to pay him. We could have let him go tomorrow or Tuesday

Cup semi final vs Hibs

Boyce would have buried it. Really odd to not hang on to him until Monday. Mind you he’d probably have been subbed on 70.

I’d really hope so but Wednesday will want him to forego the rest of his contract. Could be close to half a million between his contract, bonuses and whatever we are able to offer. Can’t see it.

The VAR angle was shocking. Far from convinced it struck his arm from the replays. Maybe needs someone like Webster to coach him on positioning.

Visit the Scott Monument and ask why it was built and what Walter Scott achieved aside from his books. Will give a great insight into the strategy to cement the union between England and Scotland in the early 19th century and very relevant to contemporary politics .