Holy overtime
a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with the word money above him
ALT: a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with the word money above him
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January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Holy overtime
When you eat somewhere nicer than an Applebee's you don't get the option to say "hold the X" if you're lucky you get to pick what main course you want and maybe pick a liquor before the waiter vanishes in a puff of smoke and comes back with whatever the chef thinks you deserve to eat
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
When you eat somewhere nicer than an Applebee's you don't get the option to say "hold the X" if you're lucky you get to pick what main course you want and maybe pick a liquor before the waiter vanishes in a puff of smoke and comes back with whatever the chef thinks you deserve to eat
GIVE US YOUR GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS PLEASE DOX YOURSELF TO US WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR INFORMATION PLEASE JUST GIVE IT TO US WE NEED IT SO BAD
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
GIVE US YOUR GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS PLEASE DOX YOURSELF TO US WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR INFORMATION PLEASE JUST GIVE IT TO US WE NEED IT SO BAD
He's this but rotated
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
He's this but rotated
Theraflu and sleep through it :(
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Theraflu and sleep through it :(
No definitely a red shouldered hawk tuah
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
No definitely a red shouldered hawk tuah
Drafts aren't real they made them up to sell history textbooks to impressionable teenagers
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Drafts aren't real they made them up to sell history textbooks to impressionable teenagers