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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 8h

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 10h

President Trump does hip hop? I had no idea

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 10h

Points :-)

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 11h

President Trump doesn’t get enough credit for ending the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 11h

I'm very down about the Super Bowl. I feel as an English speaking American I should be able to understand the game, the pre-game, halftime and everything, but I won't be able to understand him. Just watching Trump try to say acetaminophen the other week doesn't fill me with confidence

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 11h

Got to meet the amazing
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this weekend. Funny as heck and the best kind of patriot.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 11h

The Texas National Guard in Chicago. I think the two on the right have been in Chicago before. That looks like Corporal Bob Swerski.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 11h

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 22d

I get just as much hate here but it's friendly fire. When it's MAGA I enjoy trouncing them, but I won't do that to people on my side.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 22d

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 22d

I just wish I fit in better over here.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 23d

Points for the Van Heflin reference

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 23d

I will see you in Van Halen

a man is flying through the air while holding a guitar .

ALT: a man is flying through the air while holding a guitar .

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 23d

The arrest of Tyler Robinson shows what happens when you let people answering phone calls be people answering phone calls

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 6

Not to be a downer, but didn’t we lose in Vietnam? pic.x.com/6pLRcfIQZG

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 6

Don’t worry about the jobs report. If it’s not good we’ll just get a new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 6

So according to Mike Johnson, President Trump was actually an FBI informant in charge of the Epstein hoax. As an FBI informant, he immediately banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago so he would have no contact with Epstein. This makes total sense.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 6

As a representative of California’s 54th District, I am willing to host high level peace negotiations in Heritage Valley between the United States and the United States.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 6

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 5

How else could they know that raising tariffs and getting rid of migrants would do this to the economy if Trump didn't know

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 5

This is huge news! Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump have changed the name from The Department of Defense to The Department of Bar.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 5

Open your eyes sheeple. The only reason Big Pharma has extended lifespans so much is so that they'll be able to keep peddling their "medicine" to us for more years. That's why there's no Big Tallow.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 5

Don’t worry about the jobs report. If it’s not good we’ll just get a new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 5

The fact that the economy has reacted to Trumponomics the way that the leading economists all said it would has led many of us to believe that President Trump is facing a conspiracy of epic proportions

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · Sep 5

I am going to working on a bill outlawing American schools from teaching woke courses like gender studies, critical race theory, and economics.

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