Replicant S.I.R.E.N
@replicantsiren.bsky.social
VTuber | movie and miniature gaming enthusiast | boats and spaceships are cool | Ex pro chef
https://paths.to/replicant_siren
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Made an ugly apple pie.
Tastes alright though.
Tastes alright though.
January 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Made an ugly apple pie.
Tastes alright though.
Tastes alright though.
PSA: don't drink the 15€ booze after the 100€ booze
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
PSA: don't drink the 15€ booze after the 100€ booze
I ordered roasted rabbit at the restaurant earlier. The child at the next table started crying when they heard that.
The parents then told the child it was a different way of preparing chicken.
Wtf, why?
The parents then told the child it was a different way of preparing chicken.
Wtf, why?
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I ordered roasted rabbit at the restaurant earlier. The child at the next table started crying when they heard that.
The parents then told the child it was a different way of preparing chicken.
Wtf, why?
The parents then told the child it was a different way of preparing chicken.
Wtf, why?
Wanna loos some weight in the new year? Get food poisoning, already lost 2lb today with this method. It also gives you a complete body cleanse on top.
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Wanna loos some weight in the new year? Get food poisoning, already lost 2lb today with this method. It also gives you a complete body cleanse on top.
They're now putting agents in the gummy bears for Halloween
October 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They're now putting agents in the gummy bears for Halloween
One of the eternal questions
September 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One of the eternal questions
Don't stick your finger into the caramel when making caramel sauce.
You will have a perfectly candied finger and that hurts a lot.
You will have a perfectly candied finger and that hurts a lot.
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Don't stick your finger into the caramel when making caramel sauce.
You will have a perfectly candied finger and that hurts a lot.
You will have a perfectly candied finger and that hurts a lot.
Die Idee des neuen Wehrdienst-Gesetzes klingt ja schon sexistisch wenn Männer verpflichtet sind Fragebögen auszufüllen, es aber bei Frauen auf freiwilliger Basis ist.
Entspricht meines Erachtens nicht so wirklich der Idee einer gleichberechtigten Gesellschaft.
Entspricht meines Erachtens nicht so wirklich der Idee einer gleichberechtigten Gesellschaft.
August 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Die Idee des neuen Wehrdienst-Gesetzes klingt ja schon sexistisch wenn Männer verpflichtet sind Fragebögen auszufüllen, es aber bei Frauen auf freiwilliger Basis ist.
Entspricht meines Erachtens nicht so wirklich der Idee einer gleichberechtigten Gesellschaft.
Entspricht meines Erachtens nicht so wirklich der Idee einer gleichberechtigten Gesellschaft.
Made banana buttermilk muffins in 32 minutes, could save even more time by more efficient portioning.
August 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Made banana buttermilk muffins in 32 minutes, could save even more time by more efficient portioning.
The classic 5am popsicle
July 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The classic 5am popsicle
Got a new work laptop and they shiped it without extra packaging, just a shipping label on the regular retail box with all the information and a small tracker or nfc thing.
Is raw dogging DHL a new trend?
Is raw dogging DHL a new trend?
July 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Got a new work laptop and they shiped it without extra packaging, just a shipping label on the regular retail box with all the information and a small tracker or nfc thing.
Is raw dogging DHL a new trend?
Is raw dogging DHL a new trend?
It was a nice day
June 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It was a nice day
I think something went wrong with my fish and chips
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think something went wrong with my fish and chips
I think I'm cooking with this one
June 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I think I'm cooking with this one
I go to the Warhammer store and call the miniatures "dolls"
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I go to the Warhammer store and call the miniatures "dolls"
As a proud father of many flowers, I wish all the fathers, dads and even some daddies a happy father's day.
June 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
As a proud father of many flowers, I wish all the fathers, dads and even some daddies a happy father's day.
What's better than ice cream and strawberries on a warm day?
June 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What's better than ice cream and strawberries on a warm day?
Hospital food is weird.
This is supposed to be Thai green curry with tofu.
It's basically flavorless.
This is supposed to be Thai green curry with tofu.
It's basically flavorless.
June 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hospital food is weird.
This is supposed to be Thai green curry with tofu.
It's basically flavorless.
This is supposed to be Thai green curry with tofu.
It's basically flavorless.
Played the Halo killer Warhammer 40k fire warrior.
Softlocked in the first 10 minutes.
Softlocked in the first 10 minutes.
May 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Played the Halo killer Warhammer 40k fire warrior.
Softlocked in the first 10 minutes.
Softlocked in the first 10 minutes.
Internet is unusable for work, so I'm building this 5th edition vetaran squad
(I know that this is not a legal 5th edition squad)
(I know that this is not a legal 5th edition squad)
May 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Internet is unusable for work, so I'm building this 5th edition vetaran squad
(I know that this is not a legal 5th edition squad)
(I know that this is not a legal 5th edition squad)
Woke up with a cut on my forehead, found this piece of glass on my pillow.
May 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Woke up with a cut on my forehead, found this piece of glass on my pillow.
The custodes look a little slow
May 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The custodes look a little slow
Is it weird that I've never had a mc flurry but have had several brain-based meals?
May 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Is it weird that I've never had a mc flurry but have had several brain-based meals?
I was going through my closet and realized I didn't have a hoodie. I thought I at least had one.🤷
May 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I was going through my closet and realized I didn't have a hoodie. I thought I at least had one.🤷
Getting drunk and having some fun wasn't the bad idea, eating puff pastry in bed afterwards was.
May 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Getting drunk and having some fun wasn't the bad idea, eating puff pastry in bed afterwards was.