Johatsu, Goddess of the 3-Year Expiration Date
@restless-stone.bsky.social
I absolutely do judge you for incorrect grammar, spelling or punctuation.
I don’t want to live the wrong life and die. I am at my best when I’m escaping.
I don’t want to live the wrong life and die. I am at my best when I’m escaping.
Not all of us “fuckers” voted for him. Some of us “fuckers” pray daily for him to be struck down by a bolt of lightning. 😕
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Not all of us “fuckers” voted for him. Some of us “fuckers” pray daily for him to be struck down by a bolt of lightning. 😕
Speaking of “artificial intelligence”…
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Speaking of “artificial intelligence”…
Waking up in South Texas to see that al pastor and now wanting breakfast tacos.
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Waking up in South Texas to see that al pastor and now wanting breakfast tacos.
Hilarious that Belleville TX is one of the spots. The whole town is like 10 stores, 10 churches and 1 Trump Burger restaurant. (I kid you not. Look it up.) So this totally tracks.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Hilarious that Belleville TX is one of the spots. The whole town is like 10 stores, 10 churches and 1 Trump Burger restaurant. (I kid you not. Look it up.) So this totally tracks.
Because that wouldn’t give him (a) claim to the natural resources and shipping channels (b) an ego-stroking as emperor of the Western Hemisphere.
There’s no way I am going to believe his lust to take Greenland is anything more than a greedy toddler wanting more toys.
There’s no way I am going to believe his lust to take Greenland is anything more than a greedy toddler wanting more toys.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Because that wouldn’t give him (a) claim to the natural resources and shipping channels (b) an ego-stroking as emperor of the Western Hemisphere.
There’s no way I am going to believe his lust to take Greenland is anything more than a greedy toddler wanting more toys.
There’s no way I am going to believe his lust to take Greenland is anything more than a greedy toddler wanting more toys.
I am starting to wonder if there even *is* a line where someone at the top (Congress, Supreme Court, military leadership, etc) wakes TF up says “no, no more.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I am starting to wonder if there even *is* a line where someone at the top (Congress, Supreme Court, military leadership, etc) wakes TF up says “no, no more.”
As an American, I cannot tell you how horrified millions of us are at what is going on. Greenland/Demark is none of our (America’s) business. We need to worry about fixing our own fucked up Nazi state of affairs here rather than pestering and posturing in other countries.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
As an American, I cannot tell you how horrified millions of us are at what is going on. Greenland/Demark is none of our (America’s) business. We need to worry about fixing our own fucked up Nazi state of affairs here rather than pestering and posturing in other countries.
I wish I had your confidence on that. So far, there is no line where military leaders are like “okay, no… that’s a bridge too far. We aren’t doing that.” I am beginning to doubt there even is a line… and that’s terrifying.
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I wish I had your confidence on that. So far, there is no line where military leaders are like “okay, no… that’s a bridge too far. We aren’t doing that.” I am beginning to doubt there even is a line… and that’s terrifying.
Trust me when I say that there are MILLIONS of us who are horrified and disgusted with what the 🤡 in what’s left of the White House is doing. All Americans in *my* social/work/family groups are on the side of Greenland, Denmark and NATO on this. I know NO one who supports that idiot’s threats.
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Trust me when I say that there are MILLIONS of us who are horrified and disgusted with what the 🤡 in what’s left of the White House is doing. All Americans in *my* social/work/family groups are on the side of Greenland, Denmark and NATO on this. I know NO one who supports that idiot’s threats.
Why are you posting this crap AGAIN?? No one gave a shit the first time you posted it, so you took another crack at it? Face it… no one cares a thing about this brat.
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Why are you posting this crap AGAIN?? No one gave a shit the first time you posted it, so you took another crack at it? Face it… no one cares a thing about this brat.
WTF, News-weak? Who paid you to run not one, but two, completely who-gives-a-shit-about-this-brat stories today?
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
WTF, News-weak? Who paid you to run not one, but two, completely who-gives-a-shit-about-this-brat stories today?
I mean…. 🤷🏻♀️
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I mean…. 🤷🏻♀️
I came here to say this!
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I came here to say this!
Insurance? What insurance?
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Insurance? What insurance?
I had an ex-bf who felt the same. If he saw something he wanted, he took it. His rationale: “Why should they have it when they don’t even use it… I need/want it. (Ex: jewelry unworn, motorcycle rarely leaving the garage, record collection not played”) Narcissistic Personality Disorder on display.
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I had an ex-bf who felt the same. If he saw something he wanted, he took it. His rationale: “Why should they have it when they don’t even use it… I need/want it. (Ex: jewelry unworn, motorcycle rarely leaving the garage, record collection not played”) Narcissistic Personality Disorder on display.
Well fuck… then can ya pay for me some healthcare??
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Well fuck… then can ya pay for me some healthcare??
And there it is.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
And there it is.
We gotta love our H‑E‑B
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We gotta love our H‑E‑B
Same! I can’t tell you how many Christmases (and other holidays), I wished I was alone… just me being good to me. So now that such is the case, I can say I thoroughly enjoyed it just as much as I always thought I would! Happy holidays!
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Same! I can’t tell you how many Christmases (and other holidays), I wished I was alone… just me being good to me. So now that such is the case, I can say I thoroughly enjoyed it just as much as I always thought I would! Happy holidays!
My favorite part: “The Vurm! The Fiiiire Vurm!”
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My favorite part: “The Vurm! The Fiiiire Vurm!”
Facts. And if he puts ketchup on them, he needs to go.
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Facts. And if he puts ketchup on them, he needs to go.
I have The Night Guest on my Xmas list. Hopefully Santa thinks I’ve been good. 🤞🏼
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have The Night Guest on my Xmas list. Hopefully Santa thinks I’ve been good. 🤞🏼
*Eludes
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
*Eludes
Same. I really wanted to love it but just couldn’t make myself watch another episode.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Same. I really wanted to love it but just couldn’t make myself watch another episode.