Please tell me this is from the Borowitz report. It's so hard to tell what is parody and what's reality these days.

Can't say I "like" this post, because it terrifies me.

Is that just a general statement or are you thinking about specific politicians that your post reminds me of? (Pardon the grammar.)

Thank you!

I'm half afraid to even post my opinions on social media. If I weren't nobody, they'd be coming after me. They may soon be coming after nobodies too.