Not an isekai?! Wait, that's illegal! 😱

I saw that episode of Black Mirror

I grew up in a ruralish area where we had to drive a minimum of 20 minutes to go to the movies. And by GODS we did it all the damn time.

Honestly, I think I go to the theatre less often now despite living practically walking distance to the nearest megaplex

I have definitely heard this pronunciation most of my life (rural Ontario)

+1 for reds!

Wait...what? Seven? How?!

Cats are management after all!

Turns out the Ultramarines geneseed does in fact have an incurable mutation!

Let they who have not sent an email to the wrong person throw the first floppy disk

There were a confusing few months as some POS software wasn't updated to account for it right away and cashiers had to do the rounding themselves, but I recall it being pretty smooth over all

Please read that with the appropriately skeptical tone of voice

Any day now, when the various pipeline projects are approved!

Dammit autocorrect! Turned one "slop" into "slope" -.-

Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage and bacon
Egg and slop
Egg, bacon and slop
Slop, bacon, sausage and slop
Slop, egg, slop, slop, bacon and slop
Slop, slop, slop, slop baked beans, slop, slope and slop
Lobster thermador aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, truffle pate, brandy, fried egg on top and slop

My wife doesn't get this. Even though she's been burned while rewatching The Nanny, and was able to keep going/finish because we have the DVDs on the media server. This has happened twice