Note first line in article, this is a hypothetical race. Not real. A PR stunt. Pete isn't running for any office.

So sick of men making decisions about when they know so little about our bodies. It's appalling!

Yes, men do get breast cancer. Treatment is breast removal which includes some muscular removal , chemo and / or radiation. This disease is mortifying, terrifying, life-changing, and can be a very lonely process for men. Stay strong, it is YOUR life you are saving, not the critics or scoffers.