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Retro Gamer Ryan
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Uh, New York Times Bestselling Author of the Stardew Valley Cookbook!
https://stardewvalleycookbook.com/

I play video games, and sometimes I write books about them!
https://retrogamerryan.com/
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Haha, thank you! I remember the rush of emotions that hit me the first time I saw it on a shelf; it felt like such a big deal even though it's like my 8th book 😅
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It's this or "Pancaked by Drunk Dump Truck Driver" 🤷‍♂️
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nice! I've been listening to the audiobook versions (narrated by the author himself, since Travis Baldree was a narrator long before writing his first book). 😁
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Also must rhyme
-pony
-phone ya
August 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Heh, it's still not perfect; the magnets are just barely strong enough, so if you disturb the blinds, they'll fall. We're planning to add more magnets 😎
July 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well, surely they had something else in the store they could 醤油
July 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Honestly, your description's pretty spot-on! You deliver packages, connecting folks to the new Kojima Weird™️ internet, and then it keeps getting Kojima Weirder™️

Having said that, I did platinum it and enjoyed most of it!
June 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It's STILL downloading at this moment 🤣 But it didn't slow anything down, and I did switch to the dark theme shortly after taking that photo~
June 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think it might've been in Sotenbori, and I found it while looking around for locker keys as Haruka 😁
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A highlight of a few of my Japan trips was picking up a case of these at Daiso, and I've ordered them on buyee before as well, so this is kind of a big deal for me!
April 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This may be the deepest cut I have ever gotten 🤣
March 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Being a Cat"
February 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM