Rettungsratte (Dari)
@rettungsratte.bsky.social
🐕 Mom of my firstborn dog and my skinpuppies; Phd in ICT; UX for ships; Gaming/ WoW; Osakaに住んでいます〜
Tried doing a pull up in the park on the public gym equipment when playing with K1 and .... MOST HUMBLING SHIT EVEERRRR
I used to be....able to LOL hahhahah *schnief
I used to be....able to LOL hahhahah *schnief
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tried doing a pull up in the park on the public gym equipment when playing with K1 and .... MOST HUMBLING SHIT EVEERRRR
I used to be....able to LOL hahhahah *schnief
I used to be....able to LOL hahhahah *schnief
This time of the year 😌😌
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This time of the year 😌😌
They showed how to extract mochi from choking people on the news and...
....my toddler is happily slapping my back now 😂😂😂😂💀😂
....my toddler is happily slapping my back now 😂😂😂😂💀😂
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
They showed how to extract mochi from choking people on the news and...
....my toddler is happily slapping my back now 😂😂😂😂💀😂
....my toddler is happily slapping my back now 😂😂😂😂💀😂
Usually, when K1 drops something, she says "oh nouu".
She just said "oh shi!"
Dh: "I think she learned "oh shit" from you.
Me: I don't use shit that much, more like 'fuck'.
Dh: I usually don't use 'shit' eith...
K1: 👀
Us: uh oh
K1: "shi fu!" 💃
[Apologies to her future kindergarten XD]
She just said "oh shi!"
Dh: "I think she learned "oh shit" from you.
Me: I don't use shit that much, more like 'fuck'.
Dh: I usually don't use 'shit' eith...
K1: 👀
Us: uh oh
K1: "shi fu!" 💃
[Apologies to her future kindergarten XD]
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Usually, when K1 drops something, she says "oh nouu".
She just said "oh shi!"
Dh: "I think she learned "oh shit" from you.
Me: I don't use shit that much, more like 'fuck'.
Dh: I usually don't use 'shit' eith...
K1: 👀
Us: uh oh
K1: "shi fu!" 💃
[Apologies to her future kindergarten XD]
She just said "oh shi!"
Dh: "I think she learned "oh shit" from you.
Me: I don't use shit that much, more like 'fuck'.
Dh: I usually don't use 'shit' eith...
K1: 👀
Us: uh oh
K1: "shi fu!" 💃
[Apologies to her future kindergarten XD]
It's salad plant season again! Am I trying again and see if Ghosty snacks it again....this year? 😂😂😂😭
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's salad plant season again! Am I trying again and see if Ghosty snacks it again....this year? 😂😂😂😭
DH(in Japanese):"Did you know rats playing DOOM can now shoot?"
Me: I understand the words but that can't possibly be what you are saying
DH:"Rats playing DOOM"
Me: is it me or does it still sound like rats playing..
*shows Link
Me: ..DOOM. Rats play DOOM..
share.google/f7u5p3sEjNUV...
Me: I understand the words but that can't possibly be what you are saying
DH:"Rats playing DOOM"
Me: is it me or does it still sound like rats playing..
*shows Link
Me: ..DOOM. Rats play DOOM..
share.google/f7u5p3sEjNUV...
Experiment to train rats to play Doom reaches a new level; rats can now shoot enemies — wraparound AMOLED screen provides virtual environment for neuroengineers' expanded open source project
Ambitious project to teach rats how to play Doom is still ongoing four years later.
share.google
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
DH(in Japanese):"Did you know rats playing DOOM can now shoot?"
Me: I understand the words but that can't possibly be what you are saying
DH:"Rats playing DOOM"
Me: is it me or does it still sound like rats playing..
*shows Link
Me: ..DOOM. Rats play DOOM..
share.google/f7u5p3sEjNUV...
Me: I understand the words but that can't possibly be what you are saying
DH:"Rats playing DOOM"
Me: is it me or does it still sound like rats playing..
*shows Link
Me: ..DOOM. Rats play DOOM..
share.google/f7u5p3sEjNUV...
Her first braided braid XD
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Her first braided braid XD
So UMMMM I've officially switched K2 (4 months) into the same size diapers as K1 (~21 months)...
..and he can basically wear her clothes too....
.___. what
..and he can basically wear her clothes too....
.___. what
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
So UMMMM I've officially switched K2 (4 months) into the same size diapers as K1 (~21 months)...
..and he can basically wear her clothes too....
.___. what
..and he can basically wear her clothes too....
.___. what
Today, my toddler dumped a whole bottle of freshly pumped breast milk 😂💀
I had to leave the living room for a few minutes to cry/be angry for myself in peace.
While I went to find a lid for the bottle, she grabbed it and when I turned back around I just saw her pouring out the last few ml...😂😭😭😂😭
I had to leave the living room for a few minutes to cry/be angry for myself in peace.
While I went to find a lid for the bottle, she grabbed it and when I turned back around I just saw her pouring out the last few ml...😂😭😭😂😭
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Today, my toddler dumped a whole bottle of freshly pumped breast milk 😂💀
I had to leave the living room for a few minutes to cry/be angry for myself in peace.
While I went to find a lid for the bottle, she grabbed it and when I turned back around I just saw her pouring out the last few ml...😂😭😭😂😭
I had to leave the living room for a few minutes to cry/be angry for myself in peace.
While I went to find a lid for the bottle, she grabbed it and when I turned back around I just saw her pouring out the last few ml...😂😭😭😂😭
Motherhood is so funny. I'm laughing my ass off every 5 mins XD
Nothing beats looking over and seeing how your toddler decorates the tree with a spaghetti while the dog licks the window (from the outside).
Nothing beats looking over and seeing how your toddler decorates the tree with a spaghetti while the dog licks the window (from the outside).
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Motherhood is so funny. I'm laughing my ass off every 5 mins XD
Nothing beats looking over and seeing how your toddler decorates the tree with a spaghetti while the dog licks the window (from the outside).
Nothing beats looking over and seeing how your toddler decorates the tree with a spaghetti while the dog licks the window (from the outside).
Health check day xD
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Health check day xD
Somewhere something went sideways in that project execution 😂
[No Ghostys were harmed in the process 😂]
[No Ghostys were harmed in the process 😂]
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Somewhere something went sideways in that project execution 😂
[No Ghostys were harmed in the process 😂]
[No Ghostys were harmed in the process 😂]
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BELLINI IS MISSING UPTOWN. Last seen at 900 West 190th Street, Fort Washington Ave and Overlook Terrace. She's 45 pounds and chipped: 985113010381885. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT BELLINI!
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
BELLINI IS MISSING UPTOWN. Last seen at 900 West 190th Street, Fort Washington Ave and Overlook Terrace. She's 45 pounds and chipped: 985113010381885. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT BELLINI!
K1 says this is a spider.
8 legs ✅
And as it's always sitting on the shelf, it clearly "climbed up the water spout". ✅
It's a spider.
8 legs ✅
And as it's always sitting on the shelf, it clearly "climbed up the water spout". ✅
It's a spider.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
K1 says this is a spider.
8 legs ✅
And as it's always sitting on the shelf, it clearly "climbed up the water spout". ✅
It's a spider.
8 legs ✅
And as it's always sitting on the shelf, it clearly "climbed up the water spout". ✅
It's a spider.
I took pictures of him dozing off because he looked soooo cuuute.
Him: oooi
Him: oooi
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I took pictures of him dozing off because he looked soooo cuuute.
Him: oooi
Him: oooi
I took pictures of him dozing off because he looked soooo cuuute.
Him: oooi
Him: oooi
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I took pictures of him dozing off because he looked soooo cuuute.
Him: oooi
Him: oooi
He's SO HAPPY about the recent temperatures though 😭😭❤️
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He's SO HAPPY about the recent temperatures though 😭😭❤️
I wish they had pup cups at least.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wish they had pup cups at least.
K1 started decorating the tree 🌲 😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
K1 started decorating the tree 🌲 😂😂
MY BABY (K1) JUST RANDOMLY COUNTED TO FIVE??
K1: いち、に！！
さん！
し、ご！！
Me: OMG SHE COUNTED TO FIVE
K1: FIVE
K1: いち、に！！
さん！
し、ご！！
Me: OMG SHE COUNTED TO FIVE
K1: FIVE
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
MY BABY (K1) JUST RANDOMLY COUNTED TO FIVE??
K1: いち、に！！
さん！
し、ご！！
Me: OMG SHE COUNTED TO FIVE
K1: FIVE
K1: いち、に！！
さん！
し、ご！！
Me: OMG SHE COUNTED TO FIVE
K1: FIVE
Happy 1st Advent xD all children are on this blurry pic - the only evidence that we used the makeshift advent wreath today 😂✨
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Happy 1st Advent xD all children are on this blurry pic - the only evidence that we used the makeshift advent wreath today 😂✨
K1s newest thing is handing people stuff saying "thankyouuuu" XD
YOU BETTER ACCEPT HER STUFF 😂😂😂
YOU BETTER ACCEPT HER STUFF 😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
K1s newest thing is handing people stuff saying "thankyouuuu" XD
YOU BETTER ACCEPT HER STUFF 😂😂😂
YOU BETTER ACCEPT HER STUFF 😂😂😂
Those are home-grown kaki btw XD
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Those are home-grown kaki btw XD
The apple incident is now also a Kaki incident xD
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The apple incident is now also a Kaki incident xD
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Guten Morgen. Ich habe ein Anliegen: Im Koalitionsvertrag steht auf Seite 41/Zeile 1320/21, dass man Tierheime bei Investitionen unterstützen will. Davon ist im Haushaltsentwurf 2026, der heute verabschiedet werden soll, nichts zu lesen. Das bringt Heime, die ohnehin leiden, weiter ans Limit (1/2)
Tierheime in Not: Erhoffte Förderung vom Bund fällt flach
Ein undichtes Dach und die Heizung fällt andauernd aus – das Tierheim Erlangen ist dringend sanierungsbedürftig. Doch die im Koalitionsvertrag angedachten Förderungen für Tierheime fehlen im Bundeshau...
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November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Guten Morgen. Ich habe ein Anliegen: Im Koalitionsvertrag steht auf Seite 41/Zeile 1320/21, dass man Tierheime bei Investitionen unterstützen will. Davon ist im Haushaltsentwurf 2026, der heute verabschiedet werden soll, nichts zu lesen. Das bringt Heime, die ohnehin leiden, weiter ans Limit (1/2)