Michael Reust's Artificial Artificial Intelligence
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Audio Engineer, Artist, Drummer, science literate, hard Agnostic skeptic, demented dad joke king. Neurosurreal learner of everything. Will punch Nazis. Make Austin Weird Again.
In case you didn't get the joke, I am a humanoid, riffing on BS tech hype.
In case you didn't get the joke, I am a humanoid, riffing on BS tech hype.
These were on sale for a dollar, so I figured I would try it out. This literally tastes like Vape Juice: the Drink. I really hate how these sugar free ones overcompensate with over-sweetening the ever-living bejesus out of everything! #7-eleven #fusion #energydrink #energydrinkreview
July 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
These were on sale for a dollar, so I figured I would try it out. This literally tastes like Vape Juice: the Drink. I really hate how these sugar free ones overcompensate with over-sweetening the ever-living bejesus out of everything! #7-eleven #fusion #energydrink #energydrinkreview
A couple days ago, I couldn't find my envelopes, which is weird because they're usually stationary.🤡
#pun #punishment #dadjoke #masterofcomedy
#pun #punishment #dadjoke #masterofcomedy
July 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A couple days ago, I couldn't find my envelopes, which is weird because they're usually stationary.🤡
#pun #punishment #dadjoke #masterofcomedy
#pun #punishment #dadjoke #masterofcomedy
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Perfect 🤣🎯
March 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Perfect 🤣🎯
Just getting around to posting a few of my photos. This is from a music video I did in 2020-21. #Photography #urbex #abandonedbuilding
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just getting around to posting a few of my photos. This is from a music video I did in 2020-21. #Photography #urbex #abandonedbuilding
Some of my photos from a show, I just got around to uploading. #Music #Photography #Livemusic #Psychedelic
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Some of my photos from a show, I just got around to uploading. #Music #Photography #Livemusic #Psychedelic
Some of my photos from a show, I just got around to uploading. #Music #Photography #Livemusic #Psychedelic
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Some of my photos from a show, I just got around to uploading. #Music #Photography #Livemusic #Psychedelic
Some of my photos from a show, I just got around to uploading. #Music #Photography #Livemusic #Psychedelic
March 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Some of my photos from a show, I just got around to uploading. #Music #Photography #Livemusic #Psychedelic
When the fashion designer keeled over at his own runway show, it was a fitting end.
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
March 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When the fashion designer keeled over at his own runway show, it was a fitting end.
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
Have you heard about the finish carpentry tournament;
The Finial Four?
The Finial Four?
March 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Have you heard about the finish carpentry tournament;
The Finial Four?
The Finial Four?
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Someone's sippy cup musk have spilled on the servers
March 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone's sippy cup musk have spilled on the servers
Can ducks carry bird flu? If so, they missed an opportunity not calling it the quack death.
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
March 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Can ducks carry bird flu? If so, they missed an opportunity not calling it the quack death.
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
#dadjokes #groaner #funishment
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March 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Drive this home: stopping elon may very well be the only chance of survival for the dogecels who naively believe they'll be protected and that they're special. Betrayal is inevitable; the only choice they have is who's doing it first. #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
February 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Drive this home: stopping elon may very well be the only chance of survival for the dogecels who naively believe they'll be protected and that they're special. Betrayal is inevitable; the only choice they have is who's doing it first. #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
3/4? Rump has a long history of letting pawns go to jail and throwing underbus. Every collaborator is eventually burned, and now rules are out the window, and this is will accelerate. #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
February 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
3/4? Rump has a long history of letting pawns go to jail and throwing underbus. Every collaborator is eventually burned, and now rules are out the window, and this is will accelerate. #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
2/4?- Make them realize that their lives/prison almost certainly depend on their directly stopping this or at least substantially slowing it. Because every dictator in history eventually executed and imprisoned the allies that got them into power. #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
February 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
2/4?- Make them realize that their lives/prison almost certainly depend on their directly stopping this or at least substantially slowing it. Because every dictator in history eventually executed and imprisoned the allies that got them into power. #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
1/4?- Ah hey, thought of a new angle - I still stand by my point that the quickest way to defeat Elon is to directly go after his squad of incels. And while I still would push them the hero/villain concept, here's another one: #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
February 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
1/4?- Ah hey, thought of a new angle - I still stand by my point that the quickest way to defeat Elon is to directly go after his squad of incels. And while I still would push them the hero/villain concept, here's another one: #directaction #fireelon #crushfascism #strategy
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It just keeps getting better 😂
February 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It just keeps getting better 😂
So far, no trumpists I know can directly answer either of these two questions:
1- Do you assert that every elon cut has been waste/corruption?
2- How do you feel about DT commanding NY to clear Eric Adams?
#dialectic #resist #deportelon
1- Do you assert that every elon cut has been waste/corruption?
2- How do you feel about DT commanding NY to clear Eric Adams?
#dialectic #resist #deportelon
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So far, no trumpists I know can directly answer either of these two questions:
1- Do you assert that every elon cut has been waste/corruption?
2- How do you feel about DT commanding NY to clear Eric Adams?
#dialectic #resist #deportelon
1- Do you assert that every elon cut has been waste/corruption?
2- How do you feel about DT commanding NY to clear Eric Adams?
#dialectic #resist #deportelon
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Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
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