I have absolutely nothing against the movies, but I’ve been to a lot of big comic cons and I’ve never, ever seen Avatar anything at one. Not even merch. It’s the biggest-scale sci-fi thing utterly rejected by sci-fi fans.

I also love the fact that the movie started with a goofy, whimsical title sequence to set expectations. If the (excellent) botched scare test sequence came first, it might have caused the audience to think the movie was secretly about actually monstrous monsters.

Among other things I greatly appreciate that you used “Bugs Bunny” as a verb.

Real answer: Starbucks intentionally redesigned their stores to make them uncomfortable to increase turnover, and everyone followed their lead. (The plan was a disaster for Starbucks) www.marketwatch.com/story/starbu...

I wonder if he was specifically paid to never bring up the murder and slavery things afterward. I know he’s a doofus, but surely SOMEONE brought them up to him.