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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 3m

never post about crash bandicoot or you’ll be working on that list for days

REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 4h

enjoying what my family refers to as “Dukes of Hazzard Autumn”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 5h

two men wearing sunglasses and jackets are walking on a beach .

ALT: two men wearing sunglasses and jackets are walking on a beach .

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 6h

twenty five years of muttering “nicotine valium vicodin marijuana ecstasy and alcohol”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 6h

LITTLE STEVIE FORTUNATO: Mom can you come pick me up from soccer practice? I know it’s dad’s turn but I called him and he sounded drunk. He said he was “in da bricks”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 7h

honestly I think I could make a couple million dollars if somebody would let me into a Netflix boardroom to pitch “Agent Wonka,” a prequel to Charlie & the Chocolate Factory about how Willy Wonka was a WWII spy that slammed ass and killed guys with piano wire and that’s why he got sad and made candy

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 8h

I have a lot of ideas for exciting new media. For instance “what if they made murder on the orient express but Lupin III was there” or “what if casablanca was about Jigen from Lupin III”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 8h

I wish someone had witnessed the 100+ miles I thrashed before making it all the way back north with minutes to spare before my eye appointment this afternoon. I wish someone had seen me scream “I AM THE KING OF DRIVING” five times in a row

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 9h

hey Frankenstein’s monster it’s me Frankenstein. I know I’ve been dragging ass on making you a girlfriend but after I stole all the corpses to make you they started locking the gates. I’m supposed to go to Branson this weekend so I’m gonna go ahead and zap her awake but she won’t have a neck

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 9h

ICE T: It’s slang. “Calc.” Short for “calculator”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 10h

maybe I just need to get the surgery from neuromancer that makes it so you can’t get high anymore but for pizza from the gas station

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 10h

work is really an excuse to practice rev matched downshifts without being able to hear the engine because the Van Halen is simply too loud

REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 10h

perhaps if you lack conviction it’ll take that long