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Boilerdang
@rever3nd.bsky.social
Facebook refugee
Newly married cynical punk who hopes we aren't on a precipice of inevitability.
So Coloradians voted for a clean water pipe line that Trump vetoed.

Dear Boebert, he vetoed it because Colorado swung blue last year. It's that simple.

You voted for this, dumbass, or were you too busy jerking someone off in public again and didn't mean to vote for the rapist? #fomo
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
... They have a point
I don't believe Donald Trump was involved in Epstein's sex trafficking ring... I believe Epstein was involved in Donald Trumps sex trafficking ring. Trump plays second fiddle to no one. Epstein didn't buy the Miss Teen USA pageant, Trump did. Do you actually think it was for the investment?
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When you are ambidextrous jerking off with the other hand isn't called the stranger, it's "The acquaintance"
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You see it, right?

The fraying along the edge creeping into frame?

The rhythmic sound of thread popping seams?

The unraveling?
December 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Avatar has always been "what if Fern Gully, but expensive and racist"

Like, kudos to James for trying to tackle his white guilt super early, since I guess he wrote these in his youth and THATS super obvious, bro bro bro.
Bro
Bro

I'm just playing Mr. Cameron, you know I love you.
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Telling everyone in a department that 20K legal documents are fake, and then fighting through every manager who won't listen, pushing the narrative "this other company said they think they are good though, so they are good."

...but you were right, congrats, now fix it because youre still just a cog
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Holy shit Trump rescheduled Weed???

What could possibly call for such an INSANE and unprec--
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Was hoping for a Bud Dwyer sequel and not the rumors of a War announcement... Got incoherent lies instead.
🤷‍♂️
I'm exhausted
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I don't want to see Newsom debate Trump, because I don't feel either are deserving of our attention.

Neither are suited for government and I'd prefer seeing each on opposite sides of a street trying to sell used cars to uninterested citizens.
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
RIP Rob Reiner and his wife.
That's so sad
Can't imagine how his son will be able to live with himself.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Why do we criss cross the applesauce?

How does one even do that? also why?? Flavor enhancer?
I don't understand!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"blah blah" is a Christmas movie is the most mid-2010's brainrot shit.

We get it, you understand seasonal settings in movies. Regale me with your deep thoughts on if water is wet now, please.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
But what about his emails?

Sorry I meant what about HER emails?
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ever get that sinking feeling that above everything it really is just about who has the biggest wad and those with the biggest are setting everyone else's a blaze to keep their hands warm as their massive wads block out the fucking sun.
They don't need your pennies anymore...literally.
♾️💲 Thx2nvda
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Dunno who this dude is, but he's right. Fuck Newsom.
Don't vote for corporate interests, stop voting against your our gd Interests. Period.
apnews.com/article/josh...
Hawaii Gov. Green predicts Newsom won't satisfy Americans' desire for a peacemaking leader in 2028
Democratic Gov. Josh Green of Hawaii predicts Americans will want a peacemaking leader by 2028. He says the “hand to hand combat” of partisan politics will struggle after President Donald Trump’s seco...
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The power of Mamdani...
Charm is dangerous

Trump praises Mamdani after White House meeting: "I want him to do a great job" search.app/rJNGG
Trump praises Mamdani after White House meeting: "I want him to do a great job"
President Trump and incoming New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani said they looked forward to working together in a remarkable scene at the White House.
search.app
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gov. Pillen Urges Elimination of TEEOSA Formula Following NDE Error | Office of Governor Jim Pillen share.google/74rnAu24l975...

How does one "overpay" into a system that is grossly underfunded already?
So.. they were paid adequately this time, but fuck them kids?

"Fuck them kids" Gov Pillen
Gov. Pillen Urges Elimination of Confusing TEEOSA Formula Following NDE Error | Office of Governor Jim Pillen
share.google
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shitty truth inbound:
Nothing will happen to those named most in the Epstein files.

Trump will remain. They won't release his stuff, obviously 🙄

Blah blah bullshit "national security" clause.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
THIRTY SEVEN?!

IN A ROW??
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trump seriously be like "Hey, you super investigate that president who's dick I sucked! You --they...it's ...he's a bad guy and didn't shower before when he promised he would!"

Like... This is a freaking clown show...
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"You are the BEST you that YOU can be, and no one else can take that away from you!!...

...except maybe your sister, Katrina. Why can't you be a little more like her?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
When asked during a holiday kick off meeting with more than 800 associates, mostly business development agents, it was asked what Walmart would do for the 20K of their agents on SNAP.

"Walmart is offering a $39.99 meal that feeds 10 That's only 3.99 per person"

Was the response.

They don't care.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dear consumer product businesses trying to convince people to buy their shit.

You're only hearing the "...why should I care?" part when people ask about your products, thinking it's an open door to pitch your wares.

You're missing the first sentence "The world is on fire..."
Stop ignoring that.
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Boilerdang
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Blah blah blah, congrats on your COVID vax SALE when we needed it most, POS.
Hope you don't miss your pal Epstein too much, I'm sure your ex-wife wishes y'all never became buds, if her divorce reasoning is to be believed.

search.app/p13TD
Bill Gates calls for climate fight to shift focus from curbing emissions to reducing human suffering
Bill Gates thinks climate change is a serious problem but he thinks scientific innovation will curb it
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October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM