The Right Reverend Mayhem
@reverendmayhem.bsky.social
Feared conqueror; professional raconteur; soldier of fortune; aloof yet thorough lover; bandit; blazing gypsy speedboat. I have been called some of these things
Since Seattle apparently needs cutesy names for position groups, the running backs room will now be known as The Hammock District
February 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Since Seattle apparently needs cutesy names for position groups, the running backs room will now be known as The Hammock District
"Mr. York, for a mere $5 million, I will conduct a thorough investigation into whether electromagnetic fields cause gunshot wounds."
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"Mr. York, for a mere $5 million, I will conduct a thorough investigation into whether electromagnetic fields cause gunshot wounds."
Samuel L. Jackson.
Patrick Stewart.
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Holiday Special.
Patrick Stewart.
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Holiday Special.
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Samuel L. Jackson.
Patrick Stewart.
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Holiday Special.
Patrick Stewart.
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Holiday Special.
Reposted by The Right Reverend Mayhem
Brett Goldstein, followed in sequence by every cast member of Ted Lasso. Then Rose Matafeo.
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Brett Goldstein, followed in sequence by every cast member of Ted Lasso. Then Rose Matafeo.
To the extent there is a semicoherent theory, it seems to be "declare all the results from those districts invalid due to the goons' false statements on irregularities and/or the incidents they cause"
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
To the extent there is a semicoherent theory, it seems to be "declare all the results from those districts invalid due to the goons' false statements on irregularities and/or the incidents they cause"
Gonzo is regularly the most fitted-out of the main cast members. Velvet tuxedo.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Gonzo is regularly the most fitted-out of the main cast members. Velvet tuxedo.
Feels like someone in Minneapolis could put it to good use as a whistle alternative.
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Feels like someone in Minneapolis could put it to good use as a whistle alternative.
Last one to say "Not It" anyway.
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Last one to say "Not It" anyway.
Look at it the other way: if I were a returning Browns player, I'd be completely livid if they said "yeah, we're gojng to run it back with most of the same offense"
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Look at it the other way: if I were a returning Browns player, I'd be completely livid if they said "yeah, we're gojng to run it back with most of the same offense"
Any way we could get that in borscht-scented?
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Any way we could get that in borscht-scented?
You see a magistrate judge broken on the wheel of an insane series of complaints.
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You see a magistrate judge broken on the wheel of an insane series of complaints.
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
To see if you still feel?
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
To see if you still feel?
"Using AI and getting a partner in trouble"
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"Using AI and getting a partner in trouble"
Kansas City moves hin waaaay up their draft board
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Kansas City moves hin waaaay up their draft board
Ok, "immediately" was an overstatement. But still- Belichick isn't fit to hold Marv Levy's clipboard
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Ok, "immediately" was an overstatement. But still- Belichick isn't fit to hold Marv Levy's clipboard
We are recognizing that his star quarterback went elsewhere and won, while he immediately tanked?
I'm not saying Bill Belichick is Andrew Ridgeley, but only one member of Wham! is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I'm not saying Bill Belichick is Andrew Ridgeley, but only one member of Wham! is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
We are recognizing that his star quarterback went elsewhere and won, while he immediately tanked?
I'm not saying Bill Belichick is Andrew Ridgeley, but only one member of Wham! is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I'm not saying Bill Belichick is Andrew Ridgeley, but only one member of Wham! is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Harbaugh is going to break him in half by Week 12
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Harbaugh is going to break him in half by Week 12
GenAI allows litigants to pump out citations and claim (as caught lawyers have) that there was no ill intent- as a recovering clerk, that sounds like a nighmare. With lawyers, they have their duty to the court as a stick to hit them over the head for negligence. No such check on Landlord Bob.
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
GenAI allows litigants to pump out citations and claim (as caught lawyers have) that there was no ill intent- as a recovering clerk, that sounds like a nighmare. With lawyers, they have their duty to the court as a stick to hit them over the head for negligence. No such check on Landlord Bob.
Yes, but GenAI adds a volume problem. Previously, most pro se filings will have a relatively small number of citations, so they are a minor burden to check and (comparatively) easy to determine intent- mischaracterizing analysis is more likely to be inadvertent than citing a wholly non-existent case
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Yes, but GenAI adds a volume problem. Previously, most pro se filings will have a relatively small number of citations, so they are a minor burden to check and (comparatively) easy to determine intent- mischaracterizing analysis is more likely to be inadvertent than citing a wholly non-existent case
Additionally, how many pro se litigants are going to mistakenly rely on their own "results" and make bad decisions (settle, not settle, appeal, etc.)?
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Additionally, how many pro se litigants are going to mistakenly rely on their own "results" and make bad decisions (settle, not settle, appeal, etc.)?