Tal
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Doc said hope you feel better
I said thanks you too
I said thanks you too
May 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Doc said hope you feel better
I said thanks you too
I said thanks you too
Love is going to see your partner’s favorite band in concert even if you only know 4 1/2 songs
May 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Love is going to see your partner’s favorite band in concert even if you only know 4 1/2 songs
It’s always funny in sillydelphia
April 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s always funny in sillydelphia
All of my little online daily puzzle games are aprilfoolsing me and it’s ruining my enrichment time in my enclosure!
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
All of my little online daily puzzle games are aprilfoolsing me and it’s ruining my enrichment time in my enclosure!
Renee Rapp: The couch that we sat on back in New York has made its way three thousand miles to L.A
These pillows been talking
Asking me
These pillows been talking
Asking me
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Renee Rapp: The couch that we sat on back in New York has made its way three thousand miles to L.A
These pillows been talking
Asking me
These pillows been talking
Asking me
Siri how do you get over the despair of not executing a recipe to your desired expectations
March 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Siri how do you get over the despair of not executing a recipe to your desired expectations
The only time Harrison Butker touched the field was the coin toss
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The only time Harrison Butker touched the field was the coin toss
Imagine going to the Grammys and getting sat next to someone who tries to harmonize with the live performers
February 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Imagine going to the Grammys and getting sat next to someone who tries to harmonize with the live performers
I hate when someone I hate is eating food that smells delicious. They don’t deserve that.
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hate when someone I hate is eating food that smells delicious. They don’t deserve that.
It’s cause she has a gluten allergy actually
Not to brag but I’ve been a DEI hire multiple times in my career. “But Siobhan, you’re a white woman” yes, comedy writing is simply that far behind 💅✌️#slay
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It’s cause she has a gluten allergy actually
‘Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing’ is actually great advice to keep in mind when merging lanes.
January 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
‘Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing’ is actually great advice to keep in mind when merging lanes.
The strongest example of recency bias is when you start a new toothpaste and are convinced it will never taste as good as your old one
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The strongest example of recency bias is when you start a new toothpaste and are convinced it will never taste as good as your old one
My stupid coworker combine COB and EOD into EOB, which means he’s either never gonna do it or he knows something I don’t
January 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My stupid coworker combine COB and EOD into EOB, which means he’s either never gonna do it or he knows something I don’t
lol is an acronym but lmao is an initialism
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
lol is an acronym but lmao is an initialism
Winter snowstorm in VA same week as wildfire in CA…why does this feel like an omen….
January 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Winter snowstorm in VA same week as wildfire in CA…why does this feel like an omen….
autocorrected and accidentally called my boss mama instead of maam
January 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
autocorrected and accidentally called my boss mama instead of maam
When you have the sweet treat you brought into the office as a midmorning snack so you don’t have it for your midafternoon slump :(
January 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When you have the sweet treat you brought into the office as a midmorning snack so you don’t have it for your midafternoon slump :(
18 more years until Renee Rapp’s ex’s kid gets dumped
January 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
18 more years until Renee Rapp’s ex’s kid gets dumped
I love ending the year in 60 degree weather. Really gets me amped for the future
December 31, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I love ending the year in 60 degree weather. Really gets me amped for the future
I want to start listening to a current events podcast but I feel like I won’t know the lore. Should I start from the beginning?
December 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I want to start listening to a current events podcast but I feel like I won’t know the lore. Should I start from the beginning?
Ever since the Monopoly money story dropped all my ads on Tw****r have been for Monopoly. So unoriginal, next time try something more inspired, like ads for engraved bullets
December 8, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Ever since the Monopoly money story dropped all my ads on Tw****r have been for Monopoly. So unoriginal, next time try something more inspired, like ads for engraved bullets
My wedding is a perfect opportunity to show my friends how cool and hip my taste in music is
December 3, 2024 at 10:38 PM
My wedding is a perfect opportunity to show my friends how cool and hip my taste in music is
Baby shoes, never worn, didn’t match the fit
November 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Baby shoes, never worn, didn’t match the fit