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Revolutionary Bard
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No Kings Rally in Bloomington, Illinois · No Kings
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June 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Boycotting implies you had a chance to attend Harvard in the first place doesn't it? I think Inigo Montoya said it best when he said "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." 🤔
May 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Would atheism be considered a non-prophet organization?
May 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
How rough does that baby have it?
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I feel sorry for our ancestors who used to have to wait days or weeks to hear from friends that they were laughing out loud.
May 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
For the record, when asked by your wife, "What's on the TV?"...... "Dust." is the wrong answer.
May 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Every time someone says, "Life is too short", I imagine Life's smile fading as it slowly drops the basketball and decides not to try out for the team.
May 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If the gay agenda is to convert us all, shouldn't I be offended that none of my gay friends have ever tried to convert me?
May 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Be wary of poorly named items. Example: the Dyson Ball Cleaner. (It does not do what I thought it did.)
Upside, I met my medical out of pocket expense today. Downside, I wasted a lot of money on that vasectomy.
May 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"I invented the word equalizer, it's probably the best word." Meanwhile......
May 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights do make a left.....
May 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My 5 step plan:

1) Find short Irish guy.
2) Become his manager.
3) Teach him to rap.
4) Name him Leprechaunye West.
5) Wait for $ to roll in.
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, he sat there thinking about life.

Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.....
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I took out student loans and paid back every cent + interest and I don't care if the government forgives every last loan tomorrow. Why? Because I'm not a self centered asshole who thinks others need to have a tough time just because I did and I think every American is entitled to a free education.
April 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The power outages in Europe are epic, but not as epic as that rug bro.
April 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The fact that my phone autocorrects Hegseth to Kegstand tells you all you need to know about me.
April 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Praised be PDF, our Lord and savior.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The Surgeon General has it on good authority that you should never trust a big butt & a smile. It is Poison.
April 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We are revoking student visas and deporting students for.......checks notes..... exercising their free speech rights. You are here ⬇️ on the road to the Reich.
April 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's me, he's talking about me.
April 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient, I'll get around to you shortly.
April 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.

A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.
April 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Some people say that I'm patronizing (that means I pretend they're smart when I really think they're stupid).
March 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
World: Hears about the Signal kerfuffle....

Me: Creates Signal account and waits patiently to be erroneously added to the secret cabal's next group chat.
a man sitting in a chair with the words " right here pick me " on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words " right here pick me " on the bottom
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March 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When life hands you lemons, give them back and ask for coffee.
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM