Revolutionary Bard
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Purveyor of random thoughts.
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June 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Boycotting implies you had a chance to attend Harvard in the first place doesn't it? I think Inigo Montoya said it best when he said "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." 🤔
May 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Boycotting implies you had a chance to attend Harvard in the first place doesn't it? I think Inigo Montoya said it best when he said "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." 🤔
Would atheism be considered a non-prophet organization?
May 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Would atheism be considered a non-prophet organization?
How rough does that baby have it?
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
How rough does that baby have it?
I feel sorry for our ancestors who used to have to wait days or weeks to hear from friends that they were laughing out loud.
May 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I feel sorry for our ancestors who used to have to wait days or weeks to hear from friends that they were laughing out loud.
For the record, when asked by your wife, "What's on the TV?"...... "Dust." is the wrong answer.
May 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
For the record, when asked by your wife, "What's on the TV?"...... "Dust." is the wrong answer.
Every time someone says, "Life is too short", I imagine Life's smile fading as it slowly drops the basketball and decides not to try out for the team.
May 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Every time someone says, "Life is too short", I imagine Life's smile fading as it slowly drops the basketball and decides not to try out for the team.
If the gay agenda is to convert us all, shouldn't I be offended that none of my gay friends have ever tried to convert me?
May 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If the gay agenda is to convert us all, shouldn't I be offended that none of my gay friends have ever tried to convert me?
Be wary of poorly named items. Example: the Dyson Ball Cleaner. (It does not do what I thought it did.)
Upside, I met my medical out of pocket expense today. Downside, I wasted a lot of money on that vasectomy.
Upside, I met my medical out of pocket expense today. Downside, I wasted a lot of money on that vasectomy.
May 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Be wary of poorly named items. Example: the Dyson Ball Cleaner. (It does not do what I thought it did.)
Upside, I met my medical out of pocket expense today. Downside, I wasted a lot of money on that vasectomy.
Upside, I met my medical out of pocket expense today. Downside, I wasted a lot of money on that vasectomy.
"I invented the word equalizer, it's probably the best word." Meanwhile......
May 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"I invented the word equalizer, it's probably the best word." Meanwhile......
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights do make a left.....
May 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights do make a left.....
My 5 step plan:
1) Find short Irish guy.
2) Become his manager.
3) Teach him to rap.
4) Name him Leprechaunye West.
5) Wait for $ to roll in.
1) Find short Irish guy.
2) Become his manager.
3) Teach him to rap.
4) Name him Leprechaunye West.
5) Wait for $ to roll in.
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My 5 step plan:
1) Find short Irish guy.
2) Become his manager.
3) Teach him to rap.
4) Name him Leprechaunye West.
5) Wait for $ to roll in.
1) Find short Irish guy.
2) Become his manager.
3) Teach him to rap.
4) Name him Leprechaunye West.
5) Wait for $ to roll in.
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, he sat there thinking about life.
Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.....
Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.....
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, he sat there thinking about life.
Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.....
Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.....
I took out student loans and paid back every cent + interest and I don't care if the government forgives every last loan tomorrow. Why? Because I'm not a self centered asshole who thinks others need to have a tough time just because I did and I think every American is entitled to a free education.
April 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I took out student loans and paid back every cent + interest and I don't care if the government forgives every last loan tomorrow. Why? Because I'm not a self centered asshole who thinks others need to have a tough time just because I did and I think every American is entitled to a free education.
The power outages in Europe are epic, but not as epic as that rug bro.
April 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The power outages in Europe are epic, but not as epic as that rug bro.
The fact that my phone autocorrects Hegseth to Kegstand tells you all you need to know about me.
April 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The fact that my phone autocorrects Hegseth to Kegstand tells you all you need to know about me.
Praised be PDF, our Lord and savior.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Praised be PDF, our Lord and savior.
The Surgeon General has it on good authority that you should never trust a big butt & a smile. It is Poison.
April 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Surgeon General has it on good authority that you should never trust a big butt & a smile. It is Poison.
We are revoking student visas and deporting students for.......checks notes..... exercising their free speech rights. You are here ⬇️ on the road to the Reich.
April 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We are revoking student visas and deporting students for.......checks notes..... exercising their free speech rights. You are here ⬇️ on the road to the Reich.
It's me, he's talking about me.
April 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's me, he's talking about me.
I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient, I'll get around to you shortly.
April 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient, I'll get around to you shortly.
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.
A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.
A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.
April 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.
A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.
A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.
Some people say that I'm patronizing (that means I pretend they're smart when I really think they're stupid).
March 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Some people say that I'm patronizing (that means I pretend they're smart when I really think they're stupid).
World: Hears about the Signal kerfuffle....
Me: Creates Signal account and waits patiently to be erroneously added to the secret cabal's next group chat.
Me: Creates Signal account and waits patiently to be erroneously added to the secret cabal's next group chat.
a man sitting in a chair with the words " right here pick me " on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words " right here pick me " on the bottom
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March 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
World: Hears about the Signal kerfuffle....
Me: Creates Signal account and waits patiently to be erroneously added to the secret cabal's next group chat.
Me: Creates Signal account and waits patiently to be erroneously added to the secret cabal's next group chat.
When life hands you lemons, give them back and ask for coffee.
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
When life hands you lemons, give them back and ask for coffee.