Jackie
@revolutionarypants.bsky.social
I got an email where the subject was "Reg numbers" and the body? "can we get Tiona register numbers?"
1. Who tf is Tiona
2. Wtf do you mean by register numbers? The Line #? You have that. The computer tag #? It's.. on the tag on the computer..?
3. Why are you asking ME for that info?
So confused!
1. Who tf is Tiona
2. Wtf do you mean by register numbers? The Line #? You have that. The computer tag #? It's.. on the tag on the computer..?
3. Why are you asking ME for that info?
So confused!
December 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I got an email where the subject was "Reg numbers" and the body? "can we get Tiona register numbers?"
1. Who tf is Tiona
2. Wtf do you mean by register numbers? The Line #? You have that. The computer tag #? It's.. on the tag on the computer..?
3. Why are you asking ME for that info?
So confused!
1. Who tf is Tiona
2. Wtf do you mean by register numbers? The Line #? You have that. The computer tag #? It's.. on the tag on the computer..?
3. Why are you asking ME for that info?
So confused!
Dove has a seasonal (I'm assuming) body wash that smells like cedar and crushed mint. It smells so freaking good! I glared at the cedar trees in my back yard and asked them why they don't smell as good.
Don't mind me over here sniffing my own arms at work. I smell awesome lol
Don't mind me over here sniffing my own arms at work. I smell awesome lol
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dove has a seasonal (I'm assuming) body wash that smells like cedar and crushed mint. It smells so freaking good! I glared at the cedar trees in my back yard and asked them why they don't smell as good.
Don't mind me over here sniffing my own arms at work. I smell awesome lol
Don't mind me over here sniffing my own arms at work. I smell awesome lol
I really hate being biologically female, istg. I wanted all this shit yanked out 20 years ago, but noooo "I might want kids someday so you're not allowed to get rid of it." After 40 they changed it to "Well there are other reasons to keep it all so you're not allowed to yeet your insides." Fuck off.
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I really hate being biologically female, istg. I wanted all this shit yanked out 20 years ago, but noooo "I might want kids someday so you're not allowed to get rid of it." After 40 they changed it to "Well there are other reasons to keep it all so you're not allowed to yeet your insides." Fuck off.
I haven't posted Krampus in a while, so here's the chonkster!
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I haven't posted Krampus in a while, so here's the chonkster!
Lately I've been feeling like I need to apologize for even existing, for taking up space in the universe. Then my brain tells me I'm very egotistical for thinking my insignificant existence even registers as something needing an apology for. To which I then go "yeah you're right, sorry" and spiral.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Lately I've been feeling like I need to apologize for even existing, for taking up space in the universe. Then my brain tells me I'm very egotistical for thinking my insignificant existence even registers as something needing an apology for. To which I then go "yeah you're right, sorry" and spiral.
There is nothing quite like listening to @nickboraine.bsky.social being utterly charming to help soothe the rage that is me trying to deal with fucking accountants who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Why do I have to put the same into on this JE three different times??? 😡
I hate it here.
Why do I have to put the same into on this JE three different times??? 😡
I hate it here.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There is nothing quite like listening to @nickboraine.bsky.social being utterly charming to help soothe the rage that is me trying to deal with fucking accountants who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Why do I have to put the same into on this JE three different times??? 😡
I hate it here.
Why do I have to put the same into on this JE three different times??? 😡
I hate it here.
Krampus just attempted to help me cook. It did not go well.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Krampus just attempted to help me cook. It did not go well.
DATV is one year old and I am just as obsessed today as I was a year ago, if not more so. UGH. I love this game, this universe, so damn much.
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
DATV is one year old and I am just as obsessed today as I was a year ago, if not more so. UGH. I love this game, this universe, so damn much.
My brother and I are the same person 🤣
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My brother and I are the same person 🤣
I really should get paid consulting fees when other school districts across the country contact me for help. XD Wtf, yo. I'm a nobody! Why are you contacting a nobody in the middle of nowhere for assistance? Because I actually do have the answer, I guess. Shrug.
September 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I really should get paid consulting fees when other school districts across the country contact me for help. XD Wtf, yo. I'm a nobody! Why are you contacting a nobody in the middle of nowhere for assistance? Because I actually do have the answer, I guess. Shrug.
Back to school this year has sucked balls so hard. Today's only day three and one of my coworkers has been stressing so hard she's made herself sick. I've been so tense my neck's been killing me and I've had massive headaches. I can't imagine how bad I'd be without my anxiety meds.. Geez. -_-
August 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Back to school this year has sucked balls so hard. Today's only day three and one of my coworkers has been stressing so hard she's made herself sick. I've been so tense my neck's been killing me and I've had massive headaches. I can't imagine how bad I'd be without my anxiety meds.. Geez. -_-
Had to give "fun facts" about myself for a staff meeting. The other staff were supposed to guess who the facts were about. One of mine was the time I spent a week in China, on tour with a band.
My boss was shocked. "How have I known you for 13 years and never known that?" Never came up?
My boss was shocked. "How have I known you for 13 years and never known that?" Never came up?
August 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Had to give "fun facts" about myself for a staff meeting. The other staff were supposed to guess who the facts were about. One of mine was the time I spent a week in China, on tour with a band.
My boss was shocked. "How have I known you for 13 years and never known that?" Never came up?
My boss was shocked. "How have I known you for 13 years and never known that?" Never came up?
I have little baby hair sticking up all over my head. While this means that my hair is indeed growing back it ALSO means that in general my hair appears to be a frizzy mess. Humidity doesn't help.
I've accepted that this is just going to be a bad hair year.
I've accepted that this is just going to be a bad hair year.
August 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I have little baby hair sticking up all over my head. While this means that my hair is indeed growing back it ALSO means that in general my hair appears to be a frizzy mess. Humidity doesn't help.
I've accepted that this is just going to be a bad hair year.
I've accepted that this is just going to be a bad hair year.
"He had really nice eyes."
"Whoa there, slow down! I have never heard you gush so much about a male form before!"
...aaand this guarantees you never will again.
"Whoa there, slow down! I have never heard you gush so much about a male form before!"
...aaand this guarantees you never will again.
August 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"He had really nice eyes."
"Whoa there, slow down! I have never heard you gush so much about a male form before!"
...aaand this guarantees you never will again.
"Whoa there, slow down! I have never heard you gush so much about a male form before!"
...aaand this guarantees you never will again.
At work, 5 minutes left, glance at discord and see a newly posted piece of art of my video game husband....
Mistakes were made.
Mistakes were made.
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
At work, 5 minutes left, glance at discord and see a newly posted piece of art of my video game husband....
Mistakes were made.
Mistakes were made.
I've been giving myself a massive headache trying to solve a work issue. It's been several days and of course the business office didn't give me the answer I wanted to hear, which just made things more difficult for me.
Turns out I do my best thinking in the shower when I'm half awake.
Solved it!
Turns out I do my best thinking in the shower when I'm half awake.
Solved it!
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I've been giving myself a massive headache trying to solve a work issue. It's been several days and of course the business office didn't give me the answer I wanted to hear, which just made things more difficult for me.
Turns out I do my best thinking in the shower when I'm half awake.
Solved it!
Turns out I do my best thinking in the shower when I'm half awake.
Solved it!
My poor Rimworld pawns. I play a very specific scenario set I created myself because I deemed the standard ones "too easy" so really I brought this on myself. But..
Had two pawns. Got knocked up. Had two refugees want help. One was pregnant. They betrayed me so I captured them. Let the guy go, kept
Had two pawns. Got knocked up. Had two refugees want help. One was pregnant. They betrayed me so I captured them. Let the guy go, kept
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My poor Rimworld pawns. I play a very specific scenario set I created myself because I deemed the standard ones "too easy" so really I brought this on myself. But..
Had two pawns. Got knocked up. Had two refugees want help. One was pregnant. They betrayed me so I captured them. Let the guy go, kept
Had two pawns. Got knocked up. Had two refugees want help. One was pregnant. They betrayed me so I captured them. Let the guy go, kept
Aw man.. I guess we didn't all go together after all, Tom Lehrer 😢
July 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Aw man.. I guess we didn't all go together after all, Tom Lehrer 😢
I also have to say that some of the things I'm proud of my dad for are really, really sad.
He didn't misgender or dead name my cousins. He very obviously danced around it and avoided using pronouns and names altogether, but hey! Progress?
He didn't misgender or dead name my cousins. He very obviously danced around it and avoided using pronouns and names altogether, but hey! Progress?
July 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I also have to say that some of the things I'm proud of my dad for are really, really sad.
He didn't misgender or dead name my cousins. He very obviously danced around it and avoided using pronouns and names altogether, but hey! Progress?
He didn't misgender or dead name my cousins. He very obviously danced around it and avoided using pronouns and names altogether, but hey! Progress?
Parents have left. I'm free!
Rufus knows what packing is. He knows it means I'm leaving him for.. well probably forever. While the parents were packing up their stuff, my snuggly lovebug refused to let me stop touching him. Now that they're gone and I'm still here, he wants nothing to do with me 😅
Rufus knows what packing is. He knows it means I'm leaving him for.. well probably forever. While the parents were packing up their stuff, my snuggly lovebug refused to let me stop touching him. Now that they're gone and I'm still here, he wants nothing to do with me 😅
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Parents have left. I'm free!
Rufus knows what packing is. He knows it means I'm leaving him for.. well probably forever. While the parents were packing up their stuff, my snuggly lovebug refused to let me stop touching him. Now that they're gone and I'm still here, he wants nothing to do with me 😅
Rufus knows what packing is. He knows it means I'm leaving him for.. well probably forever. While the parents were packing up their stuff, my snuggly lovebug refused to let me stop touching him. Now that they're gone and I'm still here, he wants nothing to do with me 😅
The parents got here several hours before they were supposed to, while I was still at work.
My father cannot sit still. He mowed my lawn and cleaned my kitchen.
I gueeeesss that worth the hugs they'll make me take. 😅
My father cannot sit still. He mowed my lawn and cleaned my kitchen.
I gueeeesss that worth the hugs they'll make me take. 😅
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The parents got here several hours before they were supposed to, while I was still at work.
My father cannot sit still. He mowed my lawn and cleaned my kitchen.
I gueeeesss that worth the hugs they'll make me take. 😅
My father cannot sit still. He mowed my lawn and cleaned my kitchen.
I gueeeesss that worth the hugs they'll make me take. 😅
My boss is trying to figure out how to bribe building administrators. They never freaking read their emails and most don't give her the info she needs by the time she needs it.
Right now the current bribe is a cookie tray.
Nutrition Services, bribing everyone with food.
Right now the current bribe is a cookie tray.
Nutrition Services, bribing everyone with food.
July 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My boss is trying to figure out how to bribe building administrators. They never freaking read their emails and most don't give her the info she needs by the time she needs it.
Right now the current bribe is a cookie tray.
Nutrition Services, bribing everyone with food.
Right now the current bribe is a cookie tray.
Nutrition Services, bribing everyone with food.
So it's been a while, huh. Turns out I have a lot less spoons these days than I used to. -_-
Family reunion happened last week. It was about as expected. Loved seeing my family, hated where we were. I was reminded yet again that while I love my Dad he's still a huge asshat in many ways. -___-
Family reunion happened last week. It was about as expected. Loved seeing my family, hated where we were. I was reminded yet again that while I love my Dad he's still a huge asshat in many ways. -___-
July 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So it's been a while, huh. Turns out I have a lot less spoons these days than I used to. -_-
Family reunion happened last week. It was about as expected. Loved seeing my family, hated where we were. I was reminded yet again that while I love my Dad he's still a huge asshat in many ways. -___-
Family reunion happened last week. It was about as expected. Loved seeing my family, hated where we were. I was reminded yet again that while I love my Dad he's still a huge asshat in many ways. -___-
I got my statement for my hospital stay. $162,394.04 for 15 days. My mother thinks that does not include the bill for radiology, etc, since those are usually billed separately.
Thankfully I do have insurance through work, so the "only" part I have to pay is $2,000.
American healthcare. 😑
Thankfully I do have insurance through work, so the "only" part I have to pay is $2,000.
American healthcare. 😑
May 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I got my statement for my hospital stay. $162,394.04 for 15 days. My mother thinks that does not include the bill for radiology, etc, since those are usually billed separately.
Thankfully I do have insurance through work, so the "only" part I have to pay is $2,000.
American healthcare. 😑
Thankfully I do have insurance through work, so the "only" part I have to pay is $2,000.
American healthcare. 😑
I think Krampus really wanted me to stay home today. Right when I was about to get out of bed, he came and sat on me. I reached into the drawer to grab a pair of socks? He grabbed my hand. I tried to go into the garage? He wound around my feet. Sorry, bud :( I gotta be able to pay for your food lol
May 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I think Krampus really wanted me to stay home today. Right when I was about to get out of bed, he came and sat on me. I reached into the drawer to grab a pair of socks? He grabbed my hand. I tried to go into the garage? He wound around my feet. Sorry, bud :( I gotta be able to pay for your food lol