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Worriedly waiting for the pendulum to swing back, jumps at loud noises, always shoots too close to the goalkeeper.
“Did we at least have the best hair?” Absolutely not, I thought to myself. Then I turned the page. “Absolutely not.” was the answer at the top of page 12.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
If they had any capacity to look beyond their own narrow self-interest, the cognitive dissonance would be crippling.
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
They are too busy! 80% of the DoJ has been seconded to the show trial of a kidnapped foreign leader, and the other 20% is working on a posthumous frame-up of a soccer mom.
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The hard part would be working out which baby
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I would definitely join you, but I just drank a beer.
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM