Well I’ve eaten haggis now. It’s not as bad as you might think, but not something I’d recommend.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Well I’ve eaten haggis now. It’s not as bad as you might think, but not something I’d recommend.
Never felt more femme than just now when I couldn’t lift some delivery boxes over the door threshold.
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Never felt more femme than just now when I couldn’t lift some delivery boxes over the door threshold.
🎶 Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage,
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage,
My hit points are low and I can’t make dexterity saves,
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage 🎶
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage,
My hit points are low and I can’t make dexterity saves,
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 AM
🎶 Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage,
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage,
My hit points are low and I can’t make dexterity saves,
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage 🎶
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage,
My hit points are low and I can’t make dexterity saves,
Despite all my rage I’m still just a level 2 mage 🎶
Another 1000 piece done - Agemaki, by Haruyo Morita. Much more difficult for me than the last one.
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Another 1000 piece done - Agemaki, by Haruyo Morita. Much more difficult for me than the last one.
Partner (after trying out a 15 minute self adhesive lip mask): “Well that did fuck all”
Me: “So its only use was as a humorous substitute for your own lips?”
P: “It wasn’t even good at that, it kept falling off”
Me: “So its only use was as a humorous substitute for your own lips?”
P: “It wasn’t even good at that, it kept falling off”
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Partner (after trying out a 15 minute self adhesive lip mask): “Well that did fuck all”
Me: “So its only use was as a humorous substitute for your own lips?”
P: “It wasn’t even good at that, it kept falling off”
Me: “So its only use was as a humorous substitute for your own lips?”
P: “It wasn’t even good at that, it kept falling off”
Having “The Talk” with my manager today, wish me luck 😅
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Having “The Talk” with my manager today, wish me luck 😅
It’s our dog’s first Gotcha Day tomorrow and my partner’s excitement for it is so cute and endearing. I will note however that she’s never cooked _me_ a steak in the last 12 years…
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It’s our dog’s first Gotcha Day tomorrow and my partner’s excitement for it is so cute and endearing. I will note however that she’s never cooked _me_ a steak in the last 12 years…
I’m so out of touch with current music that when my friend sends me something like the Lambrini Girls I lose my mind in adolescent joy
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I’m so out of touch with current music that when my friend sends me something like the Lambrini Girls I lose my mind in adolescent joy
I think the young dude uber driver put on his “girl passenger” playlist when I got in lol
I don’t know Sabrina Carpenter or Halsey
I don’t know Sabrina Carpenter or Halsey
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I think the young dude uber driver put on his “girl passenger” playlist when I got in lol
I don’t know Sabrina Carpenter or Halsey
I don’t know Sabrina Carpenter or Halsey
Starting the new year with a thousand piece puzzle of Gustav Klimt’s “The Maiden”. Seems fitting.
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Starting the new year with a thousand piece puzzle of Gustav Klimt’s “The Maiden”. Seems fitting.
Trying to apply foundation to cover upper lip shadow while colourblind is like playing on Ultraviolence difficulty.
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Trying to apply foundation to cover upper lip shadow while colourblind is like playing on Ultraviolence difficulty.
I hate having to keep putting my photo into things at work. I’m like a soufflé - the more you open the oven while I’m baking the more you’re fucking me up.
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I hate having to keep putting my photo into things at work. I’m like a soufflé - the more you open the oven while I’m baking the more you’re fucking me up.
Uh-oh, gloom
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Uh-oh, gloom
Went down to the local IGA for some ice cream and sweets like a 40 year old teenager, only to find the ice cream and sweets aisles currently requisitioned by actual teenagers. Thanks HRT
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Went down to the local IGA for some ice cream and sweets like a 40 year old teenager, only to find the ice cream and sweets aisles currently requisitioned by actual teenagers. Thanks HRT
First blackout in a while, at least we have all the cyclone prep equipment ready to go 😆
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
First blackout in a while, at least we have all the cyclone prep equipment ready to go 😆
lol no wonder Bluesky seemed so PG and milquetoast, I didn’t even have adult content enabled
I was recently labeled “rude” for expressing elation that noted war criminal Richard Cheney is no longer with us. I’d say something about the cold oppression of “civility” here but it would probably get labeled, so please, check your filter settings!
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
lol no wonder Bluesky seemed so PG and milquetoast, I didn’t even have adult content enabled
Sometimes something as simple as the moon can snap me out of a funk.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Sometimes something as simple as the moon can snap me out of a funk.
Reposted by Rev. Dr Pignatius 🏳️⚧️
“Good Boy” is very well done - tightly written, quite striking cinematography, emotionally resonant, excellent dog actor. Perhaps I’m also influenced by the fact I watched it during a storm where my dog jumped on the couch and demanded to be held, but who can say.
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Good Boy” is very well done - tightly written, quite striking cinematography, emotionally resonant, excellent dog actor. Perhaps I’m also influenced by the fact I watched it during a storm where my dog jumped on the couch and demanded to be held, but who can say.
I forget that I haven’t really trained the feed on what I’m interested in, so scrolling and suddenly seeing a huge muscular dom smoking a cigar in between political discussion posts is very wtf for a second 😆
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I forget that I haven’t really trained the feed on what I’m interested in, so scrolling and suddenly seeing a huge muscular dom smoking a cigar in between political discussion posts is very wtf for a second 😆
Dog literally dove under my legs and secured himself between my knees when the thunder started, poor little goof
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Dog literally dove under my legs and secured himself between my knees when the thunder started, poor little goof