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The Wrong Reverend Rhizic Natterjacks, KSC, KHS
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Natterjacks by name, Natterjacks by trade.

High Episkopos of P.O.E.E. Pittsburgh Temple

https://linktr.ee/rhizicnatterjacks

#HailEris
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The meme where there's 2 guys on the bus, and one is sad looking at the side of the mountain and the other one is happy looking out the window at the mountain range and valleys. They're both captioned "They're Immanentizing the Eschaton"
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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A picture of Hatsune Miku labeled "IDC if you're British, just don't do it around me"
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Today, I designated the Grand Old Party and the American Businesses Association as internationalist terrorists and transnational terrorist organizations.
A screenshot of some documents that Texas Governor Greg Abbott used to ban all Muslims from Texas.
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I got a 666 on another social network the other day, now I've got a 999 (that's just the same thing upside down) ... #TheLawOfFives
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Screenshot of a website selection form, the heading is "Select your preferred language" and below it are 3 radio buttons and a button labeled "continue", the 3 in buttons are labeled: [British Flag Emoji] English (Traditional) [American Flag Emoji] English (Simplified) [Australian Flag Emoji] English (Explicit)
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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triple-blessed holy water in a spraybottle, for those stubborn stuck-on demons
screenshot from Amazon of "Triple Blessed Holy Water", it comes in a metallic jar with a trigger-activated spray nozzle on top like a bottle of Windex, there's a big white sticker with a golden cross explaining that it is "Triple Blessed Holy Water" and some other text too small to read -- it's on sale for $25.95 (which is $6.49/fluid ounce), Cheap!
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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An image of a green toad (or a frog, if you'd rather, IDK if the difference is evident in this image) on a green background (looks kinda like a blockprint) captioned in big red letters: Did I hear Negative self talk? ur great ur dandy Please do not do it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Hey -- Guess why CHUDs oppose Free Masonry so viciously ...

#uspolitics #birchers #unitedstatesofparanoia
"By the exercise of Brotherly Love we are taught to regard the whole human species as one family; the high and low, rich and poor. Who, as created by one Almighty Parent, and inhabitants of the same planet, are to aaid, support, and protect each other. On this principle, Masonry unites men of every country, sect, and opinion, and conciliates true friendship among those who might otherwise had remained at a perpetual distance." -- Masonic Lecture, 1775
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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#HailEris #British #FreeMasonry #Colonialism #Enlightenment #TrashIsland #UpTheRA
Image of Giancarlo Esposito (Gus Fring from Breaking Bad) that is captioned: You hate the Masons because you hate brotherly love and enlightenment thinking. I hate the Masons because they're British, we are not the same.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Kat & Casper vs Wednesday & Joel

... c'mon, we all know which one makes more sense ...
Christina Ricci & Devon Sawa from the disappointing ending of Casper Christina Ricci and David Krumholtz from the far superior Addams Family Values
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Anyone else mad at the Illuminati because they paved all the crossroads just to keep us from learning to play the blues guitar?
Black and White photo of a man standing in the middle of two crossing roads, before the Illuminati had them paved.
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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CW:

this says a lot about society
a white background with black text that says "a lot about society"
September 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can't control. These things are not asking to be judged by you. Leave them alone.

~ Marcus Aurelius
Picture of a monkey in a "restraint chair" with "recording electrodes" protruding from it's head, a "juice reward mechanism" pointed towards its mouth, a "response bar" under it's hand, positioned to view a "stimulus screen"
September 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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It's really really what he wanted ...
#uspol
another screenshot of Newsweek that says: Charlie Kirk, founder and president of the conservative organization Turning Point USA, suggested in a recent episode of The Charlie Kirk Show that children should watch public executions.
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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It's what he would've wanted.

#uspol #tangodown
Screenshot of a Newsweek headline from April 6, 2003 "Charlie Kirk says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth It to keep 2nd Amendment"
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Who did this?
"Inverted Centaurs" 3 drawings of humans who are horses from the neck up. They each have 2 human arms, 2 human legs, a human torso, but also the upper body of a horse, with 2 horse legs, and a horse head. The two are on all fours like a human and the horse portion above their shoulders is rearing up, in the last image the person is sitting on their knees with their hands on their knees and the horse portion has its hooves on the ground like a standing horse.
September 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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is that solid ivory?
old guy from the TV show Community who had an ivory toupee
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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#timetravel #sapientcorvid #corvid
A meme depicting 2 events, the top says: Me with a Time Machine Doomer Girl: "You are my favorite dinosaur" Styracosaurus: *indifferent grunting* The bottom says: Sapient corvid with a Time Machine Sapient Corvid: "You are my favorite extinct mammal" Chad: "Thank you.... Hey, wait a minute-"
August 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Our friend's mom was evicted recently from the place she moved into to escape her abusive wife (now ex-wife).
$LillieGlenny on Cashapp @Lillie-Glenny on Venmo
August 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I guess destroying the republic piece by piece is technically different from the republic being overrun by people intent on destroying it.
Screenshot of mountvernon.org showing Washington's Farewell Address " However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion. " Saturday, September 17, 1796 Editorial Notes Washington is warning the American people against the negative impact that opposing political parties could have on the country. During his presidency he witnessed the rise of the Democratic-Republican party in opposition to the Federalists and worried that future political squabbles would undermine the concept of popular sovereignty in the United States.
August 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I must be a "real bohemian intellectual" too
screenshot of a post saying "I feel this report from Prussian cops spying on Marx. I feel it in my soul." and displaying the report as a screenshot of this paragraph: "He leads the existence of a real bohemian intellectual. Washing, grooming and changing his linen are things he does rarely, and he likes to get drunk. Though he is often idle for days on end, he will work day and night with tireless endurance when he has a great deal of work to do. He has no fixed times for going to sleep and waking up. He often stays up all night, and then lies down fully clothed on the sofa at midday and sleeps till evening, untroubled by the comings and goings of the whole world."
August 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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It's fun to reminisce about the past and to ponder why it keeps repeating itself so frequently... anywho, enjoy this internet humor image from 2015.

#uspol
A background image showing Hillary Clinton enthusiastically pointing, with a "Hillary" campaign sign visible, with a smaller inset photo of Barack Obama wearing traditional Somali garb during an official visit to Kenya, and another small image of a 2015 tweet from Donald Trump, falsely asserting that Clinton started the birther movement. Text on the image says: Birther Beginnings While running against then Senator Barack Obama during the 2008 Democratic Primary the Clinton Campaign leaked a photo of Obama dressed in traditional Somali garb during an official state visit — to noted neocon attack website The Drudge Report Officially, the increasingly desperate Clinton Campaign denied having anything to do with leaking the photo — The Drudge Report however suggested Clinton staffers had been circulating the image amongst themselves Inexplicably, Clinton then sent Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones onto MSNBC to say “I have no shame or no problem with people looking at Barack Obama in his native clothing, in the clothing of his country” Jones comments were rightfully pointed out as racist & a transparent effort to capitalize on bigoted, neocon accusations that Obama is a Muslim; these attacks are considered by some to be the origin of the “Birther” movement [Image of tweet] Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Just remember, the birther movement was started by Hillary Clinton in 2008. She was all in! 10:16 PM · 22 Sep 2015
August 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Trans Intergenerational Mutual Aid Project presents:

Chasing Eris Author Brenton Clutterbuck

June 3, 3:4-30 PM

https://transintergenerationalmutualaid.carrd.co/
Trans Intergenerational Mutual Aid Project presents: Chasing Eris Author Brenton Clutterbuck June 3, 3:4-30 PM
June 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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An image of Groucho Marx that claims he said: A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find someone who's forgotten words so I can have a word with him?
May 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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photography of a flying sperski triangle labeled with "I want to believe"
May 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM