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Rev Richard Skull

@revskull.bsky.social

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aka Mark Shotzberger, ordained in the Church of the Subgenius.

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1h

ICE is trying to make a riot happen, so Orange Julius Caesar can use the inserection act.

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 4h

Can you come by and fix my refrigerator?

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

Cocktwaddle

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

Well, due to a poor description of the northern border of Ohio, Michigan and Ohio fought a mini-war over the port of Toledo.

Michigan lost in the Supreme Court, so they got the Upper Peninsular as a consolation prize.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

As a kid in the 1960's, we were always told how the Commies would attack religion.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

If they thought paying taxes was bad, wait until Dear Leader demands his Tribute.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

Got to leave a few slaves.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

In Russia, that's called "Natural Causes"

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

I hope they are stuck there for the famous Mid-west winters!

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

Fecal matter is 100% natural!

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

except when they win a championship for their favorite sportsball team.

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 7h

We need them and the Dead Kennedys now more than ever.

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goldingcartoons.bsky.social @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 1d

Enemies within. Today’s Age cartoon

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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 11h

I would pay mucho bucks to see and hear this.

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 12h

That's my Senator!

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 12h

try 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 12h

Next up, hunted for the rare, shaved beaver.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

Magda Geobbles parenting school.

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

As Wierd AL sand, Dare to Be Stupid!

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

Normal people never did anything

"Look at those crazy Wright Brothers. Why can't they be norma"

"That Goddard feller, playing with toy rockets. Why can't he be normal?:

"That Einstein kid. Why can't he be normal?"

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

If the Vatican wants to help in Gaza, they need to charter a few ships and sail them under the flag of the Vatican.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

"All right, get back to your drinking "

MST3K, The Giant Spider Invasion

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

You left off home to two famous serial killers.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

I hear Somalia is nice this time of year.