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rewhan.bsky.social
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@rewhan.bsky.social
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They/Them Demisexual | Pretend Ferret | Alleged Writer | Democratic Distributist

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"Showtime."
Giant mecha - or megadeus - Big O, from the 2000 anime of the same name. Their relatively small head is perched atop a comparatively enormous torso, where the pilot Roger Smith operates from.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Basically:
Tyler The Creator - Unfollow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for years Fuck. What the fuck.
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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lmfao
Ty-Pesh posting satirical furry art of indigenous kids mocking an ICE agent (portrayed by a pig, naturally) above a repost of a story about a cop allegedly receiving a takeaway coffee cup with a pig drawn on it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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History of The World Part One -- Previews for History of the World Part Two advertising Hitler on Ice
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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And again, it's an accomplishment when my favourite character in a Superman movie isn't even Superman
Edi Gathegi in Superman 2025 as the omni-talented multi-disciplinarian Mister Terrific. Standing with his hands planted authoritatively on his hips, he is wearing some manner of high tech jumpsuit, over top of which is is signature black, red, and white motorcycle jacket with FAIR PLAY emblazoned down the outside of each sleeve. A T-Shaped domino mask obscures his face across both eyes and down to his chin. His expression radiates boiling impatience.
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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America: "A despotic know-nothing hegemon is threatening to destroy everything our nation has built!"

All of Europe, Asia:
Screenshot -- The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. James Franco's character is standing on a gallows scaffold with a noose around his neck. He has turned to look at his neighbour off-camera, presumably wearing a noose as well, before sarcastically asking if this is their first time being hanged.
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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I've no love for cops or the military, but not only is it more efficacious to match your BDUs to your surroundings, it also stops you from looking like a huge turbo-dork.

But I'm willing to bet it's all War on Terror surplus from the 1033 Program, which is why it all looks Like That.
Two service-members of Canadian Armed Forces special unit Joint Task Force Two, (in)famous for each operative's identity being need-to-know information. They are wearing low-albedo BDUs in white, off-white, grey, and black, meant to blend in with predominantly snowy and rocky terrain More JTF2 operatives, as indicated by the Canada Flag patches on their helmet-nets and shoulder pockets. Their BDUs are now matte black, intended for night operations.
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Aha, I think I found where it came from:

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
Ministers are rallying international support for a crackdown on Elon Musk’s social media site X amid outrage over its use to create fake photos of naked women and children. Downing Street has held talks with like-minded governments about a coordinated response to the controversy, which threatens to erupt into a diplomatic row with the White House. Australia and Canada are both said to share Sir Keir Starmer’s concerns over the use of Grok, X’s artificial intelligence tool, to generate explicit “deepfake” images.
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Combine this with the recently-discovered method of reclaiming cement with electric arc furnaces, and we might have the makings of a cheap, eco-friendly building pipeline.

www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Science paper, originally publish to Nature dot com on May 22, 2024 Title: Electric recycling of Portland cement at scale. Author(s): Cyrille F. Dunant, Shiju Joseph, Rohit Prajapatim and Julian M. Allwood
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Well I guess if they ever need a cat actor that screams, I know who to call:
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Yeah; themselves.
Official press statement from the Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police, reaffirming their commitment to assisting ICE operations.
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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From Jessica Ellis, baddestmamajama.bsky.social: Every so often I think about how the country of Georgia ousted their entire traffic police force because they decided it was hopelessly corrupt beyond reform, and started over with new people.
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Hello from the eepiest baby
A photograph of a platinum Burmese cat, sleeping whilst swaddled in a thick wool blanket, such that only her extremely comfortable face is seen.
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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It's not a right if you have to earn it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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But here's a fun one that jumped out at me: EVERYBODY thinks the rich need to get out of politics.
YouGov Jan 6 2026 -- Do the rich in the US have too much power? The overwhelming majority days yes, at 80% Curiously, the trend holds true across multiple demographics, male, female, low, medium or high-income, Democrat and Republican alike.
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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In fact, for being a majority of "low info voters", the majority have settled on the very reasonable conclusion that mass unemployment AND inflation are equally important issues
YouGov Jan 6, 2026 -- Which do you think is a more important problem facing the US today, unemployment or inflation? The majority, forty-eight percent, say they're equally important.
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"
Inglourious Basterds -- Low angle frame of Eli Roth's and Brad Pitt's characters, the latter of which is brandishing a distressingly large hunting knife and giving the camera an appraising look.
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Mystery Men (1999) -- What do you mean we? I was right here.
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Support your local small independent businesses
A presumably-satirical telephone pole flyer, advertising Jugga-Yoga, or juggalo-themed yoga sessions. The tearaway strips simply read "Call Randy", with no other information presented.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Oooughe
A studio apartment absolutely blocked solid with moving boxes, bags, assorted furniture, and miscellanea. The kitchen and patio door are absolutely boxed in.
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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"We have Bat'leths at home"
Daedric Crescent, a kind of twinblade with both ends curving dramatically towards one another.
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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If those yahoos can do it, how hard can it be, really...
Textbook Cover -- Introduction to Politics, Second Canadian Edition; Oxford University Press c.2016
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Never explicitly said within the series, but: pretty sure contextual evidence makes Balalaika thirty-five at the -youngest.-

>Captain, Red Army VDV - Afghan War
>missed her chance at the 1984 Olympics
Sofia Pavlovna Irinovskaya, alias Balalaika, leader of the Russian Syndicate Hotel Moscow in the manga and anime series Black Lagoon. Long, straight hair with curtain bangs, blue eyes, and severe scarring on the right side of her face and neck, though both eyes appear unharmed. She has a beauty mark at the corner of her left eye, and appears to be sarcastically tapping the side of her head with a lazy smirk.
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Nobody liked him enough to tell him how fucking stupid this looked. It's like he's growing a toupee.

cw: unfiltered (elon) musk
A photograph of Elon Musk and one of his genetic hostages, fresh off of getting a bizarre haircut in which the back and sides have been shaved smooth almost all the way up to the crown, while the rest appears to have been left four to six inches long. The overall effect makes his natural hair look like a toupee.
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM