rewod
@rewod.bsky.social
i lie for a living. ...but never to you, baby.
As far as I'm concerned, Jerome Powell is the sexiest man alive right now
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
As far as I'm concerned, Jerome Powell is the sexiest man alive right now
We're at a truly pivotal moment, I fear.
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
We're at a truly pivotal moment, I fear.
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
If I ever walk past you on an airport moving walkway please know I'm making Steve Austin bionic sounds in my head while I do.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
If I ever walk past you on an airport moving walkway please know I'm making Steve Austin bionic sounds in my head while I do.
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is probably feeling pretty smug right about now
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is probably feeling pretty smug right about now
Bit of a roller coaster ride as headlines go
![Headline screengrab reads "CIA strike brings Trump closer to grave [line break] new year decisions on Venezueal"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7htfecaxhivhin7h3t6ieud7/bafkreied7bj6cbva5lzyty7rai7l7cx5quwe3ymhsiwzwl5sajnxjes3p4@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Bit of a roller coaster ride as headlines go
I call it Plurunumbus just to annoy my friends
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I call it Plurunumbus just to annoy my friends
I'm just a boy standing in front of his TV begging a girl "FFS, Carol, just press * and skip the OGM"
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I'm just a boy standing in front of his TV begging a girl "FFS, Carol, just press * and skip the OGM"
Hang in there, red state farmers
Socialism is on its way
Socialism is on its way
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hang in there, red state farmers
Socialism is on its way
Socialism is on its way
Is anyone really surprised Megyn Kelly was the one to kick off the Pedo-pology Tour?
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is anyone really surprised Megyn Kelly was the one to kick off the Pedo-pology Tour?
Trump (clutching Dodgers ticket stub from 1998):
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trump (clutching Dodgers ticket stub from 1998):
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
"Racked up my first World Series Championship!"
Using my extra hour this morning to toss some laundry in, clean the bathroom and hit the grocery just kidding I'm still asleep
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Using my extra hour this morning to toss some laundry in, clean the bathroom and hit the grocery just kidding I'm still asleep
If your kid expects me to open my door tonight they'd best come dressed in an Amazon Flex vest
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If your kid expects me to open my door tonight they'd best come dressed in an Amazon Flex vest
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
FACT: Your laptop never seems dirty until someone else is looking at it
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
FACT: Your laptop never seems dirty until someone else is looking at it
So long as they acknowledge alcohol is a drug, this has my full support
US Supreme Court to weigh law barring drug users from owning guns reut.rs/3L6LmqV
US Supreme Court to weigh law barring drug users from owning guns
The U.S. Supreme Court agreed on Monday to hear a bid by President Donald Trump's administration in a case out of Texas to defend a federal law that bars users of illegal drugs from owning guns - one of the statutes under which former President Joe Biden's son Hunter was charged in 2023.
reut.rs
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So long as they acknowledge alcohol is a drug, this has my full support
If Hollywood's taught me anything, Fedora Guy's either the secret mastermind behind the Louvre heist, or he's there to solve the crime single-handedly.
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If Hollywood's taught me anything, Fedora Guy's either the secret mastermind behind the Louvre heist, or he's there to solve the crime single-handedly.
Headed to #NoKingsDay Boston.
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Headed to #NoKingsDay Boston.
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
QQ: Does Soros withhold taxes from my pay upfront, or is this more of a Homan-style, paper bag situation?
Taking a moment this morning to imagine a Buttigieg/Mamdani administration, out there somewhere in the multiverse
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Taking a moment this morning to imagine a Buttigieg/Mamdani administration, out there somewhere in the multiverse
Honestly surprised they didn't just distribute a photo of him swimming the Yangtze river
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Honestly surprised they didn't just distribute a photo of him swimming the Yangtze river
Go ahead and put me in the 'Pro Rapture' column. I'm fairly confident it'd solve a LOT of our current problems.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
September 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Go ahead and put me in the 'Pro Rapture' column. I'm fairly confident it'd solve a LOT of our current problems.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
Hit me up on the 25th to discuss further.
Friendly reminder to my fellow Bostonians as we head to the polls today...
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
September 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Friendly reminder to my fellow Bostonians as we head to the polls today...
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
The only thing worse than a billionaire is a billionaire's son with something to prove
Convicted sex trafficker of minors says what now?
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Convicted sex trafficker of minors says what now?
Proclaiming yourself a "hugger" doesn't magically grant you the right to touch me.
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
July 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Proclaiming yourself a "hugger" doesn't magically grant you the right to touch me.
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
That's a "you" problem so please step back 2 feet, ma'am
Last night in a dream, I found it perfectly reasonable to spread a handful of toothpaste under my arms because I was out of deodorant—so maybe let’s not take anything I do or say for the rest of the day too seriously
July 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Last night in a dream, I found it perfectly reasonable to spread a handful of toothpaste under my arms because I was out of deodorant—so maybe let’s not take anything I do or say for the rest of the day too seriously