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"Sir, this is a Wendy's.."
By “cheap” I’m assuming they charge more for a lesser product. Let the free market decide.
October 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Rite? I sleep better knowing it was a “gentle” thumper - we need lots of little quakes.
September 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Musk designed? I did nazi that coming
September 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Karmic Sentiment du jour
September 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Chaco Taco
Chicago Aint Coppin Out
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Cronenberg Cookies eat YOU!
September 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Rx for: Anchors n Anvils.
Oops - I meant Aspirin n Advil.
;)
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Do you want Ice 9? Because this is how you get Ice 9.
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I imagine that scene in Being John Malkovich where JM goes inside his own mind.
August 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The one phone in NK is still a land line. Connected to a string and a soup can.
August 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Or perhaps, making the world more “conservative” (ie authoritarian) is causing a decline in birth rates? Allowing scourges like measles and pedo presidents to run rampant ain’t exactly encouraging
August 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
And boom goes the dynamite
August 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Smithsonian joins the ranks of Corn Palace and Worlds Biggest Ball of Yarn
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hail to the CHF
August 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She could play the bed pan lika ringin a bell..
July 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gritty would NEVER hide.
a mascot is dancing with a woman in a white dress in front of a black curtain
ALT: a mascot is dancing with a woman in a white dress in front of a black curtain
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If ever there was an example that HR isn’t there to protect employees, but to shield the executives. We used to joke that HR was sleeping with the brass - so now here’s hard evidence (pun intended)
July 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One does not simply walk into an MRI room
July 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But melted cheese makes it ever so delish.
a man with curly hair and a mustache is eating a hamburger and saying `` that is a tasty burger '' .
ALT: a man with curly hair and a mustache is eating a hamburger and saying `` that is a tasty burger '' .
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A couple cat videos and some fresh Schadenfreude usually works for me
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ask yourself - Would you want to drive a car, that was designed by a guy, high off his rocker on ketamine?
July 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
In Soviet Russia…

Suicide assists You ;)

<I’ll see myself out>
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So essentially wealthy people with disposable income that could easily afford a couple of 100k cars?
July 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
All because of the wind farm within view of his golf course in Scotland.
June 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Clippy will not be ignored.
June 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM