We need to ban the use of putting "an" next to "authorized"
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
We need to ban the use of putting "an" next to "authorized"
Child: Mom, I want George W Bush
Mom: We have George W Bush at home
<Donald Trump>
Mom: We have George W Bush at home
<Donald Trump>
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Child: Mom, I want George W Bush
Mom: We have George W Bush at home
<Donald Trump>
Mom: We have George W Bush at home
<Donald Trump>
You've developed time travel?! Jerry, no!
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You've developed time travel?! Jerry, no!
My bad Jerry, I was attempting mute "jerry can" that one's on me
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My bad Jerry, I was attempting mute "jerry can" that one's on me
In my head I'm picturing you being forced to throw peace signs everytime someone points a camera at you like you're cursed to be kawaii
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
In my head I'm picturing you being forced to throw peace signs everytime someone points a camera at you like you're cursed to be kawaii
Shrove Tuesday is my "Yeasterday" it's the lead up to Easter which is also in the name
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shrove Tuesday is my "Yeasterday" it's the lead up to Easter which is also in the name
Jerry! ...what?
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Jerry! ...what?
The only reason the AI giants want to go to space is the same reason for building AI - to avoid humans. They're whole worldview is probably based around their first day of kindergarten where they were traumatized by having to interact with other humans and decided to make it their whole personality
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The only reason the AI giants want to go to space is the same reason for building AI - to avoid humans. They're whole worldview is probably based around their first day of kindergarten where they were traumatized by having to interact with other humans and decided to make it their whole personality
Hollywood finally has an original script
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hollywood finally has an original script
"And so now we have the trajectory Red Foot needs to place his axe squarely in the skull of the British officer"
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"And so now we have the trajectory Red Foot needs to place his axe squarely in the skull of the British officer"
What liquid did you hard boil them in?
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
What liquid did you hard boil them in?
You can keep a cat away from water but you will not stop it from drinking
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
You can keep a cat away from water but you will not stop it from drinking
There was one feature of humans the AI Overlords couldn't anticipate - our shrinking attention spans
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
There was one feature of humans the AI Overlords couldn't anticipate - our shrinking attention spans
You've heard of "The Turing Test" get ready for "The Jerry Test"
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
You've heard of "The Turing Test" get ready for "The Jerry Test"
I would say computers are "thinking" in the same way my dog "thinks". Humans have "domesticated" the computer. I think the thing that separates humans from the rest of biology is our ability to find the path of *most* resistance and somehow still miss the point
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I would say computers are "thinking" in the same way my dog "thinks". Humans have "domesticated" the computer. I think the thing that separates humans from the rest of biology is our ability to find the path of *most* resistance and somehow still miss the point
I feel like we're missing an opportunity to worship bacon
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I feel like we're missing an opportunity to worship bacon
I'd watch the hell out of Teenage Mutant Ninja Mayors
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'd watch the hell out of Teenage Mutant Ninja Mayors
I would argue you're *mostly* not wrong
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I would argue you're *mostly* not wrong
Give him some credit Mark - something finally got him to shut his big mouth for a second
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Give him some credit Mark - something finally got him to shut his big mouth for a second
The French never wait to strike
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The French never wait to strike
"Hi there, could I please get..."
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Hi there, could I please get..."