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rhoyote.bsky.social
Rho
@rhoyote.bsky.social
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He/Him, 38
Possibly Raccoon
Possibly Coyote
Probably Friend Shaped
Novice Historian

My Raccoon™: @wiccanraccoon.bsky.social
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Should make a spoof of the Cobra movie poster.

They're the disease...and they're the cure.
Blu-ray case for Cobra, starring Sylvester Stallone. Stallone has a submachine gun held up as he wears sunglasses and black shirt. Behind him is a red background
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The canned versions are delicious
Cans of Topo Chico mineral water
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Art by @wiccanraccoon.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Sadly, while the gif was showing before I posted it, it turned into a still afterward. This is what happens after successfully drinking the water via Wii-mote motion
A man with hair coming out of his head, face, and nostrils
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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I was reminded of this mini game from Warioware
A man gulps down water quickly, then spontaneously grows hair all over his head, face, and out his nose
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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How I think of deadnames. They're gone until they're needed, if ever again.
Comic strip of Thor and Loki. As Loki changes repeatedly changes gender, Thor immediately swaps over without any hesitation in a show of support for their sibling.
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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If you wanna destroy a few childhoods, may I present:
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Moe from The Simpsons saying: "The gay indo-Canadian democrats... Even when it was the woke leftists, I knew it was them!"
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Happy anniversary to my raccoon. All I want is her happiness
A raccoon coyote with his back to a raccoon, both smiling and looking over their shoulder towards each other.
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A raccoon with a sunset in the background. The same raccoon is in the background in a semi translucent style. The text at the bottom reads: tired of living through major historical events
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Their go-to is about going back to the way things used to be...and this is what the logo is going for..., back to just text. Like, which way, conservative man?
Vintage photo of the original Cracker Barrel logo: no graphic, only the words "CRACKER BARREL" OLD COUNTRY STORE in yellow letters
August 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I remembered seeing this a few years back, but still relevant
A comic featuring a man who is criticizing being an oppressed comedian while subsequently holding more money bags in each panel. The last panel features six shows on a streaming service with similar titles about being oppressed.
August 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Post a bad woman you love.

Oh...misread, I thought it was post a brat woman... Anyways...
Portrait of a good girl, an anthro raccoon woman sporting a half zipped hoodie in a sensual pose
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Average Skyrim player: Time to find the most broken weapon mod known to man or mer

Me: No mash potatoes, in my Skyrim? We'll fix that
An image from a molded Skyrim game showing a mashed potato dish
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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William Dafoe, in Spiderman, saying, "You know Luke, I'm something of a father myself..."
August 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Turning Skyrim into some furry franken-game with over 50 mods
Rho, a raccoon coyote furry, as the player character in Skyrim
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I had these. They were a subscription thing where you'd get several file pamphlets each month
An image of a Wildlife: Fact File binder with an accompanying image of the inside, showcasing a rhino
August 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Always Have meme. An astronaut overlooking the Earth says, "Raccoons give the best high fives?" A second astronaut draws a gun on them from behind, presumably to execute the first astronaut for uncovering the truth. The second astronaut says, "Always have..."
July 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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A two panel comic of a raccoon becoming increasingly confused with question marks around them
July 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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"Do you know the muffin man?"
Scene from Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Tim, a young teen with a mullet, says to a police officer when presented with a photograph, "Nah, I don't know him."
July 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Panel 1: The character Tuxedo Mask, labeled as Establishment, says, "If you support Mamdani, we will not support you." Panel 2: Sailor Moon, labeled Constituents/Progressives, counters, "But you never have " Panel 3: Tuxedo Mask leaves
June 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Crudely drawn figure looking sad as they poke a pencil with a stick while saying, "C'mon... Do a prompt..."
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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My camera picked more red than my eye did
Poorly focused image of the lunar eclipse 3/14/25
March 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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I need to play a Mystery Dungeon game again
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM