Kareem Abdul JaSunflower

Dude gets put on a literal time out and comes back to his page to complain lol

"I'd like to withdraw $40 please"

"Sir I'm just sitting here because it's warm"

Radical centrism, accusing all parties of causing America's woes by having opinions and believing things

There's a hell of a lot more than five, buddy

Badgers, we don't need no stinking badgers!

"I'm feeling better" is the lie

"I'm tired of people's pity and condolences" is the truth

3. Definitive answer to the question "Why???"

The answer is "no reason lol"

Now our trading partners know he was bluffing and our economy can’t tolerate the tariffs. Stable genius.

For me it was "I will road rage for basically no reason"

I think while it's playing the harmonica it would make raspberry sounds like "pppthhhhhbbtbtbbtbtttb"

Is it pronounced See Oh Be On? Or See Oh Ban

If only there was some sort of.... Network of devices.... Like a woven web that was as wide as the whole world

We could transfer ideas without having to physically cross the border

Sadly, no such thing exists. Just the pipe dream of a deranged madman

I for one welcome our new ice overlords

That's Headly!