Rob Wieman
@rhwieman.bsky.social
Government communications pro. Ex-journalist. Outdoors enthusiast. Defender of science and animals. Striving musician.
Perpetual kitten 1, stupid cancer 0
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May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Boss: Why would you do this?
Me: Why wouldn’t I do this
Just a little sweeping policy change I made this morning.
Me: Why wouldn’t I do this
Just a little sweeping policy change I made this morning.
You asked, we listened. From now on, we'll consider a recent selfie for your driver license picture. But. BUT. It must include at least one pet.
If you don't have a pet, we'll digitally add one. Possibly a hedgehog, because LOOK AT IT. 🦔🥰
If you don't have a pet, we'll digitally add one. Possibly a hedgehog, because LOOK AT IT. 🦔🥰
April 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Boss: Why would you do this?
Me: Why wouldn’t I do this
Just a little sweeping policy change I made this morning.
Me: Why wouldn’t I do this
Just a little sweeping policy change I made this morning.
How long before fired federal workers are replaced with outsourced Xfinity reps?
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
How long before fired federal workers are replaced with outsourced Xfinity reps?
Are our offices closing for four days or four years? Hard to tell based on how much agonizing we’re doing over it.
January 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Are our offices closing for four days or four years? Hard to tell based on how much agonizing we’re doing over it.
Just heard an ad for bail bonds … on Spotify. That’s a first. May none of you be the target audience.
Peace to all in the New Year!
Peace to all in the New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Just heard an ad for bail bonds … on Spotify. That’s a first. May none of you be the target audience.
Peace to all in the New Year!
Peace to all in the New Year!