My mother, who is a fat cunt, called to offer me food the other day, I politely said no thanks I am good, she then proceeded to say "you need to eat more, you look terrible, like you're dying of aids"

Feel free to trash mouth her in the comments..

Ugh, I can't even begin to explain how much I hate November and December, worst months of the year. All of the fake manufactured joy makes me want to kill myself.

Yes I'm a grinch, if you've known me through the years this isn't surprising at all.

It's showtime!!