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I’m tired of this, grandpa.
2 pairs of underwear per day for a trip is the correct ✨minimum ✨ amount 🙂‍↕️
October 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It’s almost 4:20 soooomewhere
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September 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you’ve never been drunk on a Thursday on you back on your birthday weekend, ….. oh boy 😇
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
my living family is so toxic, Colin opens and previews birthday cards from them - bc sometimes it's not worth it for me to read that
a boy blows out candles on a birthday cake while wearing a party hat that says " happy birthday "
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September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
cheers!
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Update: we have heat again!
only took 2 hrs + saved about 800$+

Dad would be proud. 🥹
September 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How hard can it be, boys do it.
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Here we go!
Burger 5 - chicken fried burger
August 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me this morning so I can have more burgers tonight
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August 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me: overdue for a big cry

My bff: I’m moving to the east coast (even farther than she is now)
a man in a spiderman costume is standing in front of a building and saying that i 'll do it .
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August 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
YASS ♥️
August 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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17' | the crowd is getting louder... we've got a PK!!!!!!!
August 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Solid start 🌹⚽️
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August 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
when your book boyfriend uses lines your IRL boyfriend uses
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August 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My boss let me log off a little early today due to my overtime this week and yall im showered, pj’d, baked, with an lmnt IN BED by 6:30 🙂‍↕️
August 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’ve had 2 hrs of sleep and don’t know what day of the week it is. Bff is currently in brachytherapy & I’m saying goodbye to my favorite kitty. I hate it here.
July 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Before & after pony refresh ✨
July 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Anyone local need a free pilea? Scissors for scale. She’s perfectly healthy, just downsizing plants. 💕
July 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
harry styles selling a vibrator while not surprising to anyone at all makes this simulation feel extra ridiculous today
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July 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
to think i used to just raw dog all this without a therapist is WiLd
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
update:
July 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
early last week drunk me bought a rug that will arrive tomorrow

bc i need all the magic i can get, i haven't looked at the receipt so it's gonna be a full surprise
July 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is that you Klimpaloon??

@mmonogram.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM