Ri0tus
@ri0tus.bsky.social
Local bartender that is definitely stoned
Last night my friend Ben said “I mean this as the highest compliment but you really seem like to type of person to live in a wholesome commune. Not culty, not weird, just nice nature loving people” I could’ve cried thank you
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Last night my friend Ben said “I mean this as the highest compliment but you really seem like to type of person to live in a wholesome commune. Not culty, not weird, just nice nature loving people” I could’ve cried thank you
If u wanna be alone having sex with ur phone for the rest of ur life go ahead bc I don’t lmao fucking idiot ass cuck men stfu
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If u wanna be alone having sex with ur phone for the rest of ur life go ahead bc I don’t lmao fucking idiot ass cuck men stfu
Anyone else cool on Bluesky or is it just me and Tim
September 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Anyone else cool on Bluesky or is it just me and Tim
This weekend I told my dad I wanted to quit my teaching career he said “what are you gonna do instead cook full time at the bar?” And I said yeah maybe and he said “well that sounds fun sweetheart as long as you’re happy!”
Moral of the story:
Give people time sometimes they surprise u
Moral of the story:
Give people time sometimes they surprise u
September 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This weekend I told my dad I wanted to quit my teaching career he said “what are you gonna do instead cook full time at the bar?” And I said yeah maybe and he said “well that sounds fun sweetheart as long as you’re happy!”
Moral of the story:
Give people time sometimes they surprise u
Moral of the story:
Give people time sometimes they surprise u
Always think that I know better than I do and then my dog kisses me on the face while I’m laying in the yard in the dark and I remember I know nothing lol
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Always think that I know better than I do and then my dog kisses me on the face while I’m laying in the yard in the dark and I remember I know nothing lol
Me and my boyfriend broke up but we’re still friends pt 1: we made each other breakup playlists and he put a bunch of songs from bob Dylan’s divorce album on mine LOL luv u twin
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Me and my boyfriend broke up but we’re still friends pt 1: we made each other breakup playlists and he put a bunch of songs from bob Dylan’s divorce album on mine LOL luv u twin
Poppin in to say fuck you now go have a not nice day
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Poppin in to say fuck you now go have a not nice day
Can I cash in a sick day on the first day of school or like
August 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can I cash in a sick day on the first day of school or like
What my roommate just heard late at night:
*12 aggressive meows*
Me opens door
“Zara? Wtf is your problem?”
*harsh meows as she’s being thrown thru the air in my arms*
“Cmon freak…what the fuck…Jesus”
*12 aggressive meows*
Me opens door
“Zara? Wtf is your problem?”
*harsh meows as she’s being thrown thru the air in my arms*
“Cmon freak…what the fuck…Jesus”
January 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What my roommate just heard late at night:
*12 aggressive meows*
Me opens door
“Zara? Wtf is your problem?”
*harsh meows as she’s being thrown thru the air in my arms*
“Cmon freak…what the fuck…Jesus”
*12 aggressive meows*
Me opens door
“Zara? Wtf is your problem?”
*harsh meows as she’s being thrown thru the air in my arms*
“Cmon freak…what the fuck…Jesus”
My boyfriend is like 2 or so inches talller than me that being said I’m obsessed with tall women short men duos rn. so CUTE all forms of love are CUTE. WHO GAF WHO IS TALLER IM OBSESSED (Elle is gonna kill me for saying this lmao)
January 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My boyfriend is like 2 or so inches talller than me that being said I’m obsessed with tall women short men duos rn. so CUTE all forms of love are CUTE. WHO GAF WHO IS TALLER IM OBSESSED (Elle is gonna kill me for saying this lmao)
I just don’t get how your psychology works
January 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I just don’t get how your psychology works
Sumbody pray for my boyfriend
January 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Sumbody pray for my boyfriend
Your fear of the word “witch” stems directly from buying into an archaic and patriarchal set of beliefs, spoon fed to you by regionalism and modern media, intrinsically designed to keep women in line and damn them if they aren’t
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Your fear of the word “witch” stems directly from buying into an archaic and patriarchal set of beliefs, spoon fed to you by regionalism and modern media, intrinsically designed to keep women in line and damn them if they aren’t
These days my camera roll consists of pics of different body parts (mine) to figure out different lillnesses I am now suffering from #olderthan25
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
These days my camera roll consists of pics of different body parts (mine) to figure out different lillnesses I am now suffering from #olderthan25
Killing myself killing myself killing myself
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Killing myself killing myself killing myself
Did skin care on my boyfriend last night and it was like giving a feral kitten it’s very first bath. A lil squirmy at first- warmed up quickly. Also called all of my products “potions” & said he felt slimey afterwards, dis is luv
November 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Did skin care on my boyfriend last night and it was like giving a feral kitten it’s very first bath. A lil squirmy at first- warmed up quickly. Also called all of my products “potions” & said he felt slimey afterwards, dis is luv
I’m jamjar. Everyone else is just my friends making profiles on my Hulu account
November 10, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I’m jamjar. Everyone else is just my friends making profiles on my Hulu account
Just so you know if you like/listen to Taylor swift and you voted for Trump your idol thinks you’re a fucking idiot that hates women
November 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Just so you know if you like/listen to Taylor swift and you voted for Trump your idol thinks you’re a fucking idiot that hates women
Will go to the fucking grave talking about how fucking inconvenient how absolutely INCONVENIENT PetSmart/Banfield is as a fucking company and the only reason they even get business is for being fucking cheap fuck these guys
November 2, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Will go to the fucking grave talking about how fucking inconvenient how absolutely INCONVENIENT PetSmart/Banfield is as a fucking company and the only reason they even get business is for being fucking cheap fuck these guys
New fav thing: sports betting w the boys SAN DIEGOOOOO
September 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
New fav thing: sports betting w the boys SAN DIEGOOOOO
You can go big time FUCK YOURSELF u know who u r
August 31, 2024 at 3:26 AM
You can go big time FUCK YOURSELF u know who u r
Fingers way the fuck up from Mexico you ugly fuck heads
August 31, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Fingers way the fuck up from Mexico you ugly fuck heads
I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate
August 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate my job I fucking hate