Token Straight Friend
@rice-byshrimp.bsky.social
things I’m thinking, things I’m watching, things I’m recommending;
i.e. jokes, anime, drag race, & cool shit (probably)
i.e. jokes, anime, drag race, & cool shit (probably)
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Not in defense of ED, but lowkey it’s got to be hard for a celebrity to overcome an ED due to the extent of their visibility. Even with the world shouting at you that you have an ED, getting help means risking watching each pound of weight gain be photographed and discussed
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Not in defense of ED, but lowkey it’s got to be hard for a celebrity to overcome an ED due to the extent of their visibility. Even with the world shouting at you that you have an ED, getting help means risking watching each pound of weight gain be photographed and discussed
It’s kind of wild now that Meg is skinnier, people are posting side-by-sides of her from 6 years ago & calling her old physique “chubby,” when I distinctly remember the main fixation about her body during her debut was how fit she was. But now that same fit body is “chubby” bc she is thinner 😭
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It’s kind of wild now that Meg is skinnier, people are posting side-by-sides of her from 6 years ago & calling her old physique “chubby,” when I distinctly remember the main fixation about her body during her debut was how fit she was. But now that same fit body is “chubby” bc she is thinner 😭
Lowkey BlueSky needs flares so I can more accurately curate the feed I want 🙏🏾
October 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Lowkey BlueSky needs flares so I can more accurately curate the feed I want 🙏🏾
No Microsoft Suite 💔
Snapchat, Canva, Duolingo, Zoom, Amazon, MyFitnessPal, Fortnite, Signal, Roblox and more are currently down.
October 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
No Microsoft Suite 💔
Finally matched back with a guy that’s been sitting in my Hinge card stack for two years & he didn’t message me back immediately 💔
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Finally matched back with a guy that’s been sitting in my Hinge card stack for two years & he didn’t message me back immediately 💔
wore sensible, ugly shoes to a concert for the first time today and i fear my thought the entire time was "Noooo everyone thinks i'm chopped 💔"
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
wore sensible, ugly shoes to a concert for the first time today and i fear my thought the entire time was "Noooo everyone thinks i'm chopped 💔"
whenever someone reveals that they're a standup comedian, my first thought is "Aww, they're depressed :/"
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
whenever someone reveals that they're a standup comedian, my first thought is "Aww, they're depressed :/"
why don't vampires just wear sunscreen
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
why don't vampires just wear sunscreen
I used to be rly confused by the dating stereotype on TV that every man you like is gay, but now that I'm in my late 20's
every man i like is gay
every man i like is gay
October 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I used to be rly confused by the dating stereotype on TV that every man you like is gay, but now that I'm in my late 20's
every man i like is gay
every man i like is gay
As soon as my celebrity crush gets a partner, i lose all interest.
Another woman was never a part of the fantasy 💔
Another woman was never a part of the fantasy 💔
October 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
As soon as my celebrity crush gets a partner, i lose all interest.
Another woman was never a part of the fantasy 💔
Another woman was never a part of the fantasy 💔
Can’t wait for Drag Race (U.S.—no shade🫶🏾) to come back so I can start using this app fr again. I fear I’ve strayed back to the [former] bird app bc I only used this for Drag Race & none of the other interests I follow on here post a lot 💔
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Can’t wait for Drag Race (U.S.—no shade🫶🏾) to come back so I can start using this app fr again. I fear I’ve strayed back to the [former] bird app bc I only used this for Drag Race & none of the other interests I follow on here post a lot 💔
The group chat after a girls trip >>>>>>
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The group chat after a girls trip >>>>>>
I think everyone's self-esteem would be much higher if we all watched more British television*
August 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think everyone's self-esteem would be much higher if we all watched more British television*
Do you think the people who fear foreigners taking their jobs are in the demographic of people campaigning against AI taking human jobs?
August 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Do you think the people who fear foreigners taking their jobs are in the demographic of people campaigning against AI taking human jobs?
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If you have a vpn you can just switch to a location where there's barely any youtube ads fyi you're welcome
July 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you have a vpn you can just switch to a location where there's barely any youtube ads fyi you're welcome
I think all therapy intakes should involve showing them your Google search history from 1 week. I think that would save a lot of time
July 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think all therapy intakes should involve showing them your Google search history from 1 week. I think that would save a lot of time
I’m going back to being mean to men idc; I put in a good 2-year effort.
July 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’m going back to being mean to men idc; I put in a good 2-year effort.
Men after they ask you out on a date:
👻
👻
July 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Men after they ask you out on a date:
👻
👻
Unless we the other kind of regulation come through, a country like this really needs to not have fireworks.
July 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Unless we the other kind of regulation come through, a country like this really needs to not have fireworks.
I’ve never had this many [generational] American friends before so I said yes to playing mermaids bc I thought they just meant like dressing cute and kicking our feet in the water. But they deadass meant pretending to be mermaids…
The #1 thing about me is I hateeee playing pretend 😭😭😭
The #1 thing about me is I hateeee playing pretend 😭😭😭
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’ve never had this many [generational] American friends before so I said yes to playing mermaids bc I thought they just meant like dressing cute and kicking our feet in the water. But they deadass meant pretending to be mermaids…
The #1 thing about me is I hateeee playing pretend 😭😭😭
The #1 thing about me is I hateeee playing pretend 😭😭😭
Finally got my period after a visit from the period fairy (hung out with my friend who was on their period) 😍😍😍
July 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Finally got my period after a visit from the period fairy (hung out with my friend who was on their period) 😍😍😍
Ep. 10: What do these women see in Nic??? #LoveIslandUSA
July 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Ep. 10: What do these women see in Nic??? #LoveIslandUSA
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the people that get annoyed that I bring up my period as much as I do act like that shit doesn't happen EVERY FUCKING MONTH LMFAO like yes, I am upset about it AGAIN
June 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the people that get annoyed that I bring up my period as much as I do act like that shit doesn't happen EVERY FUCKING MONTH LMFAO like yes, I am upset about it AGAIN