Richard Porter
richard-porter.bsky.social
Richard Porter
@richard-porter.bsky.social
I have an eye condition called #Keratoconus.
I love visiting Indy coffee shops and Indy pubs.
Came home from work yesterday. I only did half my shift and felt rubbish.
Any who fell asleep at 11.30am Monday and woke up at 04:30am Tuesday. Snoozed most of today too .. I've not felt like this since I had the COVID in 2020.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Plus sign up to a contract for 3 years paying 83 quid a month. No ta

Rant over
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I didn't want to spoff £1500 on a ultra Samsung phone or my first Apple phone. which can do more computing than the first aircraft to the moon could do.. I don't understand Ai it's witch craft to me. When I take a photo I like to edit it myself not send it to Google for them to do.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
O2 .. come April I will be leaving you .. as your sale rep in the shop was let's say as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

I went in to buy a new phone and came out disillusioned and confused
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh and top tip for solving leaves up is to use a snow shovel
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Is putting leaves back on the grass verge classed as fly tipping .. as I've just had a bloke going off on one .. as I was putting the leaf littler back on the grass.

This is why people don't do feck all nowadays .. cause you get grief
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
2 coffee shops in Halifax West Yorkshire

temperance movement - market arcade. - Joe and his staff welcomes you to this cosy warm and friendly cafe in the market arcade.

Phat Lava - Southgate - being that 1970s vibe to Halifax - also houses a gallery and antique shop in the basement
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yup it's that time of year.
I Started a little early this year.
My last drink of Alcohol was Wednesday 24th September. 2025

#sober
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My date today was a no show ..She felt uncomfortable... Hay ho
September 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
How when we've not met in-person
September 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dating phiff she cancelled. She thought I was uncomfortable.. are well
September 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Coming to the conclusion that I should apply for a Irish passport .. then I have the option to sod off to euro land .. when the nethonydrols have vote Reform and the country goes to more shit.. .. which I don't want to be apart off .. or do I just move to the north of ireland
September 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Enjoyable afternoon watching a ska band at the Westgate arcade in Halifax West Yorks..
August 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jeeez have just seen a Siberian hamster my garden .. bloody rat
July 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
One door closes and one door opens .... Think I'm going to be an introvert .. no peopling for a while #Singleagain
July 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What's this shyte .. scan your face to make sure you're an adult ..
July 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Went to see Texas and Rianne Downey last night at the Piece Hall Halifax .
Keep an eye out for Rianne she will go far in the next couple of years her new album is out in October

If you have not see Texas before go. they do a brilliant live gig with music and lots of banter with the crowd .
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Think this weekend I will be doing a pulled pork on the BBQ
June 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Are today .. been called BOY by my section leader .... He couldn't understand why I just walked past him ..

Came back to the warehouse and he said I was talking to u ..

Oh right .. I don't answer to BOY .. I'm 50 years old and you are 27 old BOY .
May 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Would tailored shorts be acceptable at a wedding .. @shayman1975.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
⚠️ warning ⚠️
I've put chicken shit pellet on the grass.. Gas Masks at the ready ..

Hopefully it bloody rains
May 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Went on a date today and yup she didn't turn up 50 and done .
May 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Good day sorting the garden out .. my old pops did horde lots of plastic and metal .. the scraper will be happy..
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Easter Christ has risen hallelujah
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Happy chocolate egg day to the non Christians
April 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM