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Richard Cobbett
@richardcobbett.bsky.social
Hello, I'm Richard. I write games. Please like them and also me. http://www.thecuriosityengine.com
Still not as bad as

“Climb the rope!”
“…how?”
“JUST DO IT!”
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Insert 2 Nanites. We’ll wait while you find the molecular tweezers.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
At least we’ll always have the fans. spacequesthistorian.bandcamp.com/album/lets-e...
Let's Eurodance!, by Space Quest Historian
4 track album
spacequesthistorian.bandcamp.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let's Eurodance!, by Space Quest Historian
4 track album
spacequesthistorian.bandcamp.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Most likely, coverdiscs had a fair few trailers at the time.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I can't remember if it was the original demo, or if it was just a trailer that was on a coverdisc at the time before they released playable code, just that it was the first video I saw of the game way back in the day.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm working on a really mean rhyme, but-
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is the first version I saw. I remember thinking that I preferred the smaller text when I saw the real one, but in retrospect, not really. Feels so much slower... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD9z...
Thief The Dark Project - Trailer #3
YouTube video by BigTopHairy
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Quickly do an AI remaster of Hugo's House of Horrors and see if he complains about art theft!
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm just relieved that I never got around to doing it for Crap Shoot. It was on my list for a year or so, but there just wasn't enough game to get an interesting text-based write-up for it beyond 'this is really stupid and dull'.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"REDNEX ARE (not my favourite band)
A BAG OF UNBELIEVABLE (people who are not my favourite band)"
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Who hasn't? Best arcade game of the 90s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AUa...
Martin's Dinner With Andre
YouTube video by 1992CityChamps
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(sobs) I just want to make some *new* mistakes...
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm very comfortable with Ink and happily recommend it to everyone I talk to! I just wish I hadn't made some really stupid mistakes early on that I'm still paying for :-)
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My suspicion is that I'll have a burst of passionate "I will write my own scripting system!" optimism and then a month later be "...or I could use Ink again."
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yeah. I have no idea what my next project is, but I definitely need to spend some more time at the start of it on tools. Turns out that a billion words of script is quite hard to keep in your head/VSCode :-)
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yeah. For me, it's really more about being able to visualise things once the script gets past a certain point. Even then, you can do a ton of stuff with @tool scripts and just processing the raw text of the .ink files.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Something I really need to do next time is find a better way of handling this stuff than epic script files! I feel like half of the project is database functions at this point...
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
(At this point I can't upgrade anyway, it's very much the point of the project where ripping out a major subsystem for an upgrade is code-crime :-))
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I don't want to sound ungrateful! Like I said, it's worked really well for the most part! :-) Sorry to hear that though :-(
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
(As I have said before, I promise to never show you my Ink script because it will be like staring into the Ark of the Covenant.)
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM