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Why haven’t they done a foldable kindle yet?
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My parents don’t mute their phones. Not only that, if one leaves the room they’ll let the other know if they missed a beep. #makeitstop
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“It was almost love. It was almost always.” Wrecks me every time. 😭
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
In the MSP airport they have a kids ride that’s a police car. It’s not LOUD, but sirens going off every few minutes directly across from my gate isn’t great fun for me
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ll say it again - most public toilets in the US are god awful. Why do we need the gap at my feet AND around the door?!? If you can see me, you’re doing it wrong.
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I saw recently the suggestion that laws should be updated to require healthcare providers send ONE bill within 30 days of treatment. That would be a good start.
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
For the trending items I wish Bluesky would give a quick summary of what’s going on. Wading through the posts sometimes I have no idea!
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A good drag king name would be Trade Mark
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So in Rudolph, the ENTIRE PLANET is foggy?
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Saying “household” with a French accent sounds like “asshole”
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My headcanon is someone at Jim Henson studios saw the name “Fezziwig” and was like “Fezziwig…Fozziwig!” And Muppet Christmas Carol was born.
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Scrooge believed the poor should work for slave wages, be in prison, or die. Over 100 years later, it’s the official position of the Republican Party.
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I swear everyone on OnlyFans has paid chatters now. It’s fine to try to sell stuff, but why pay someone to lie to your customers?
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Happy annual half the country not getting the message of A Christmas Carol
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Somehow snow and cold make me want to use my outdoor pizza oven 🤦🏻‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Seeing lots of people doing pizza for Thanksgiving. That’s a tradition I can get behind.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Best jokes on “Game Night” - sliding the dollars and the non breaking glass tables
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Crazy to think how much of our economy just run on vibes
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Maple trees are assholes. Ten thousand leaves and twenty thousand seeds are not worth the syrup.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Assuming Democrats get back in power next year, they should pass something regarding gay marriage. Don’t wanna have another abortion situation by assuming Supreme Court wont change their mind.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“These monsters call us monsters!”
We have run out of ways to describe their gaslighting and projection
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Continue Watching should always be the FIRST row in your streaming app
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Billionaires and corporate mergers are foolishly consolidating power in too few. Makes it so easy for a corrupt administration to take control. Imagine if they had to bully 1000x more millionaires and 100x more media companies. They’re too stupid and lazy for that.
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fox News article talks about how the No Kings protest makes people feel good because it’s an echo chamber of like minded people getting validation. In the comments of the article, readers comment without irony how pathetic that is.
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Isn’t the selling point of cloud services that they’re so resilient and don’t go down? Then why do huge swaths of the internet go down at once?
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM