Richard Dwyer
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Actually, I've just had to clean someone's piss for the 4th time today, so there have been some changes in the politboro.
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"Look, this poll says that if we replaced Sunak with someone who cut taxes, fixed the NHS, stopped the boats and grew the economy, then we'd only be slightly behind Labour!"
"OK, so what's the plan to do those things?"
"Well obviously step one is to get rid of Sunak, and we'll figure out the rest."
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To be fair we've had these additional 2 for 24 hours and I am feeling like more of a cat guy atm.
Too many dogs
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I did find my accountancy qualification (which is meant to be at the same level as a masters) to my laughably easy compared to my Maths undergrad.

They give you a book with all the facts in it you just have to learn!

In Bristol it was two pages of a PDF and what you could remember from lectures.
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Almost like migration (where you get an English speaking adult instead of a infant) is a more efficient way to meet a labour shortage.
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Also, like fuck you guys, I did my part, I tricked a high earner to emmigrate to this rainy island, what more do you want?
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High income childless people do pay into their pensions. That's part of being high income and on a DC scheme.
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I think that was like hours after Blair had been slow hand clapped at some event, and someone told him "Good news prime minister, the lunchtime news did not lead with your terrible event. They have gone with footage of John Prescot punching a voter in the face."
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Oh auto correct, you sweet summer child.
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The islamaphobe racist can't, yes.
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He's not arguing for a reduction in migration (good news for him, that is government policy! He won that argument.) but that the people hear already are not /really/ British, and it's a bit insulting that we are meant to not connect the dots.
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And the guy on here who says it is a good peoce should have thr courage of his convictions, instead of just ignoring all replies.
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There is a Jon Finnimore sketch where a woman asks a physic for information on her past lives.
"I always felt drawn to Cleopatra"
"OK, well you were 18 people during her life time, mostly you died before your 1st birthday, and once you were a Chinese peasant."
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Is part of that just who has more cash on hand?
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"Why Jeremy Corbyn is more like Margret Thatcher than every leader since her" would have been a great headline for an article that would have annoyed so many people in 2019.
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Tearing up as I take a selfie infront of Thatchers old clothes at the Tory conference, before going onto x.com to complain why it's hard to rent in London.
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"London isn't even British anymore" = "I'm furious my comparable lack of worth means I can not afford a comfortable lifestyle in the best city in the planet, and want to blame the "other" for it."
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"Oh and my solution? It's that them lot should go back home. But in a none racist way."
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I hate assuming people are acting in bad faith, but after x number of "This argument makes no sense" it really is easiest to just assume they are racists doing motivated reasoning.
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Claiming that multi cultural democracy depends on implicit threats of violence is absolutely insane if you think about it for a second.
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I never got why she does. Her origin story about being failed at school was under Major, and then her real success as an adult took place under the economic and social liberal boom of labour.
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There were definitely some parts of the Labour party Blair did not hate.
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He wrote in a civil war that almost destroys Gondor because the evil racists didn't like having a King who was not ethnicly pure.

Like, these things aren't subtle.
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Nvida riding Crypto, NFT's and now AI really is magical when you think about it.

As soon as one horse gets tired there's another reason why the product you make is the key to the universe.