Richard Sarvate
@richardthecomedian.bsky.social
Stand Up Comedian
LA <> SF
www.RichardSarvate.com
LA <> SF
www.RichardSarvate.com
Be wary of making friends with immigrants. There is a destination wedding in your future.
December 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Be wary of making friends with immigrants. There is a destination wedding in your future.
I’m 5’8” but people tell me I have 5’10” energy.
December 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I’m 5’8” but people tell me I have 5’10” energy.
The only thing that makes life bearable is eating. And then eating makes you feel bad too.
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
The only thing that makes life bearable is eating. And then eating makes you feel bad too.
The worst feeling is making a smoothie for someone and they don’t finish it
December 23, 2024 at 5:22 PM
The worst feeling is making a smoothie for someone and they don’t finish it
How did the Internet become more crowded than the Earth
December 23, 2024 at 5:20 PM
How did the Internet become more crowded than the Earth
Start bird watching now. Get ahead of the game.
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Start bird watching now. Get ahead of the game.
When I was a kid fast food commercials were simple. Now I'm on a space ride through an onion ring.
December 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
When I was a kid fast food commercials were simple. Now I'm on a space ride through an onion ring.
It takes so much spinach to make a little bit
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 AM
It takes so much spinach to make a little bit
People get mad when they find a hair in their food. But me I see the chef working hard enough to lose a body part.
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 AM
People get mad when they find a hair in their food. But me I see the chef working hard enough to lose a body part.
If I'm by myself I'm bored. If I'm with people I'm mad.
December 18, 2024 at 5:04 AM
If I'm by myself I'm bored. If I'm with people I'm mad.
I feel weird when a new person comes in and I have to acclimate to their energy
December 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I feel weird when a new person comes in and I have to acclimate to their energy
I hate people who say the word ostensibly
December 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I hate people who say the word ostensibly
All expensive brands are just a White guy's name like Todd Snyder or Tom Ford. Soon I'll just be wearing Steve.
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM
All expensive brands are just a White guy's name like Todd Snyder or Tom Ford. Soon I'll just be wearing Steve.