Sigh. Not satire, right?

I have to ask. It seems to ground me.

Ouch! Poor thing. I hope everyone is ok.

I am so sorry.

Right? What are the right-wing gonna say? “Don’t listen to Trump, he’s bonkers?”

She’s going to smother his doddering old ass with a pillow, isn’t she

You ripped of that punchline from Elton Musque. It’s how he ensures he gets big laughs when schmoozing with his serfs.

“… of course… I’m being funny… *hiccoughing laugh*”

(Terrified employees burst into gales of laughter)

(Opening another case of Elmer’s School Glue)

The orange caps are so autumnal, right? Now, put one at each place setting. What d’you mean, “where?”

Over the butter dish. Obviously.

When liars wear burgundy, they look bad.

“If I can direct peoples’ attention away from my own tedious drivel for a few minutes, towards that of a robot on my phone, maybe they will, when they again are forced by politeness to look at me, not yawn openly.”

I don’t think Joe understands what exponential improvement is. Elroy does, but probably wasn’t listening to Joe’s cooing, or expecting it to require anything more than hesitant, detached agreement, which seems to be his go-to “cool” attitude.

It was an Insta rant and didn’t provide a link so it could be hooey.