Sometimes I leave my phone off the charger just to watch it die

Red Sox front office knows what great pitchers love and that’s virtually no defense behind them…

yeah…that’ll keep ‘em happy

paid for one banana at target and I’m getting the sense that even the employees think I should have just walked out with it

This might be to niche but fuck it, nobody sees my posts on here anyway:
If the far right wanted to trick liberals into having a population of white babies they need to pull whatever strings necessary to get the bands Geese and Blondshell to go on tour together

Heated Rivalry is where fans of the movie Saltburn and fans of hockey come together and bang

The Hunting Party is a genius premise. A prison filled with serial killers is breached and now they have to hunt them down. It’s Mindhunter, water way down and stretched so it could pretty much go on forever. Amazing slop.

I watch the traitors almost exclusively to root for Michael Rapaport to get killed

three 6 mafia is the motley crue of rap

Can’t tell if it’s funny or sad that my dog knows to smack my phone out of my hand to get attention

I moved to the westside of LA and people in Santa Monica have edge about the neighborhood and it is hilarious

Best part of new years for me was when the ball dropped in NY I had family members immediately start talking about how Zohran Mamdani has already failed because the MTA raised their fares and it’s like, guys, he became mayor *looks at watch* 30 seconds ago

The best part of meeting someone who used to do comedy is googling them and being the 27th listener of a podcast they were on that doesn’t exist anymore

Having watched Breaking Bad, Better call Saul and now Pluribus, I think it’s safe to say that Vince Gilligan has an affinity for a meticulous Latino man