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Richie Ryan

@richieryan.bsky.social

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I take pictures of toilets. Occasional writer of scifi and specfic. Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade. Also I take pictures of toilets.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · Jan 5

Hey shoutout to Zoroastrianism for not getting all salty about how *you* used to be top dog.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 13h

Finding out the halftime show as we know it only goes back like 30 something years explains a lot.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 13h

Octopodes or octopuses. It's Greek based so doing a Latinate ending is a misnomer. However, it's an English word that's existed for centuries so just going the typical English plural with an -es is fine if you're in certain company.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 13h

God imagine getting fossilized for eternity next to some asshole you can barely stand.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 13h

I'm from Memphis and went to uni in Knoxville. Most definitely different worlds.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 14h

We’ve been married 7 years and I’m still considering making the switch

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 14h

I wasn't sure if you meant actual bread or getting all bragadocious about fancy watches or something but if we're talking poltergeist I hope it's actual bread because otherwise that's a gross misuse of valuable possesions also I'm sorry for your loss

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 14h

Comb your fucking hair, you lousy beatnik

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 14h

They were powerless to do so as she disappeared over international waters!

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 23h

Was at a coffee shop and saw a guy who looked like Paul Hollywood right as my friend said the name Paul and it wasn’t him but yknow I gotta believe in what little magic I can find

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Follow up favorite: child Whoopi Goldberg seeing Star Trek and yelling for the whole family to come see the black lady on TV who wasn't playing no maid.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

the fellowship of the arts: thread

The Eye of Sauron in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Oooo request some use of The Potato Eaters

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

I resolve to track Brett down and give him a kick in the ass, I tell you hwhat

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta fill them with fun memories and also your feet kid, that's basic shoe happifying science.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Per t Plus taught me it was okay to laugh again.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

So this is what it would be like to be a salt lick.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

erm excuse me but this is a MARIMBA

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Without telling its another sign why owners of these places should just not have active accounts here.

They try to behave like anyone else and it gets problematic fast.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Funnily enough Stanley Kubrick played a part in ruining both relationships

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

This is like another one of those realizations there are sex people and there are Sex People.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

This is like something The Daily Show might’ve done but would not act like it was reliable fact.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps the real conservative sex party cabals all happen at Taco Bell.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

They would've cancelled William F. Buckley for being too woke

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Got another email reminder warning me my points are about to expire at my local taco place. I haven't been there in awhile even though I really love it. And when I miss out on deals it's a genuine loss.

I feel like fading friendships should come with such alerts.