That may be true but ask me the lyrics to any rock song from the 70s

Sadly enough, hugs are no longer recommended therapies for malignant narcissism or delusions of grandeur. Besides, the commercial specifically states to not take hugs if you are allergic to the truth, kindness or any of their ingredients.

Okay

Every time someone thanks God for a victory, aren't they also saying that God chose for the other team to lose?

He also predicted billions in savings and the identification and elimination of waste and fraud. We all know how that turned out.

Dayyyimmmm! Mic drop

You can't fire me, I quit! You can't quit, you're fired!

I'll tell you this. It's no Michigan Man of the Year award.

I just received the FIFA Award for Songwriting. So the Grammys can suck it

Dear Felony Griffith,

Obama got a real peace prize.

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

This is like when people convince little children that quarters are better than dollars because they are shiny.

What talkin 'bout, Willis?

Actually, it's the FIFA Piece Prize because we all know the T-Rump is getting a piece of the action in some way or form.

6'4", 215 pounds in all is glory