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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · Feb 18

What happens when a foul-mouthed gamer is mistakenly recruited into the ranks of the undead?

All hell breaks loose, duh!

The Tome of Bill horror comedy series, starting with BILL THE VAMPIRE.

There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.

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The Tome of Bill series starting with Bill The Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1h

Damn, the fiction being handed out as fact at Trump’s Antifa roundtable yesterday.

I’d say it might make for a good spy thriller, but you know most of that bullshit was ChatGPT generated.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1h

Thank you!

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 7h

Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!

BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.

For ebook, print, and audio.

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I might be a vampire, but that doesn't mean I have to be a dick about it - Bill The Vampire

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 9h

Finished the copyedits I'm going through, but it was right at the end of the day. So going to go back over the story ending again tomorrow morning when my brain is less fried.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 12h

You just know this administration is gonna pick up some poor guy who probably works at WaWa and march him out as the founder and overlord of Antifa, while patting themselves on the back for mission accomplished.

All while the rest of us are all, “WTF?”

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 15h

But that isn't the case. Trump isn't even pretending he's picking cities with the worst crime in the country. No. These are all political hit jobs against populations that can't stand him.

And that very much puts this whole thing into "FUCK THAT NOISE" territory.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 15h

I see way too many people being all, "Yeah! Send the troops in to restore law and order!"

And maybe if we were dealing with a "future" from, say, Predator 2 or Demolition Man, I might accept there's some logic to that idea.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 19h

Imagine having to sit there and listen to this guy (while smelling him), while still having the patience to not call him a fucking idiot to his face.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 19h

Let's just be clear. There's are no issues whether someone is tall or short.

But there are a LOT of issues if someone is a Stephen Miller.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h

Hard to beat the joy of doggos!

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h

Oops. 😁

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h

Babybel is proof positive that some problems can only be solved with an entire wheel of cheese.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h

I don't think that's the opposite view actually. I agree, they're scared. They know they've done some bad shit and their victory is far from assured.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h

Usually every 6 months I'll give Bookbub ads (not to be confused with their feature deals) another try ... which usually reminds me why it's been 6 months since I've tried them.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h

Will keep my fingers crossed

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 22h

Me: “Why aren’t there human sized hamster wheels?”

Alissa: “Because we invented these things called treadmills.”

Me: “Oh yeah.”

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