rick's game reviews numero one
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limited steam profile availability ): cannot brag about 100%ing hamster

we're in the point in time where all the people who played Super Mario 64 as a kid and now will die on the hill of it being the best game of all time have hit the age when they make real games and now it's all 3d games with low-res textures like Ultrakill

i had a dream i met Faze Rug (or just rug now since he left)

So excited to share news about my recent purchase of Apple! I can't believe I'm standing here sharing this news with you. It's been an awesome journey leading up to buying Apple. I can't wait to start filming Hamster Gaming in my new house (Apple Campus)!

i've just swallowed all 7 chaos emeralds

how much more proof do you need that i'm from the furture?? 😭

am,i the ONLY ONE who is utterly revolted by christmas or thanksgiving dinner? sure! let's put a sweet/sour cranberry sauce, with a literal bird that we eat only on these days, an d some salad that is always different year to year??