when a guy brags about laying a lot of pipe this is what he means

“They come here, they look around, they no buy, why nobody buy??? HNNNGGGGHHH…”

All good, we’re all guilty of it from time to time 🫡

From the article: "it is unclear who she would be playing should negotiations prove successful."

Reading is fun.

The word "Alien" is there for one reason:

yeah thats why I only drink water with microplastics in it

If actually wanting to own the media you consume makes you a hipster, slap a handlebar mustache on my face.

Continuously paying a subscription fee for things you’ll never be able to retain ownership of is a total scam.

With exception to physical media enthusiasts. Since Paramount (for all of their many shortcomings) does still produce a ton of physical media, where-as Netflix doesn’t want the consumer to own anything.

Bro called someone else an idiot after saying “ritch”

In 2012 it was basically iTunes on steroids (streaming songs for one set fee rather than buying them individually).

But now its not worth it at all. They generate AI bands and stick them into regular playlists with real artists (see "The Velvet Sundown"). Pandora is a better free option.

Gotta pay for those AI generated bands somehow.

Now I feel even better for cancelling my HBO/Hulu/D+ bundle after what felt like the fifth price hike in a year. Screw this shit.

Sold mine and bought a “broken” Xbox One X for like $75 (the HDD was bad so
I just swapped it with a cheap SSD).

I don’t miss it at all - the XB1X is good for some current gen stuff and back compat games. Everything else I play on PS5 or PC.

We're seeing a repeat pattern with the "6 7" joke (I guess you could call it a "joke" even though its not funny) that has been run into the ground.

Now the Island wars can officially begin. Count your days, Tom Nook.

Cole "Plot Armor" Yeung

Cancelled instantly, paid through PayPal.

Anthony Perkins played Norman Bates in the Psycho franchise for 30 years.