Ric
@ricpitt.bsky.social
Believer. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Writer. Entrepreneur. Skeptical Raiders fan. Remixing history, resisting erasure, sipping lavender lemonade in defiance. Writing novels of prophecy, satire for survival. Dignity is non-negotiable.
In a bold preemptive strike against brunch, based insurrection, agents tackled a food courier outside a D.C. coffee shop, citing "suspicious sandwich energy and unlicensed punctuality." Witnesses say the man was violently detained, beaten—presumably to prevent delivering democracy a muffin at a time
August 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In a bold preemptive strike against brunch, based insurrection, agents tackled a food courier outside a D.C. coffee shop, citing "suspicious sandwich energy and unlicensed punctuality." Witnesses say the man was violently detained, beaten—presumably to prevent delivering democracy a muffin at a time