John Edwards, spokesperson for the world
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Luigi Did Nothing Wrong.
I hate nazis, racists, centrists, and fascists. #giveadamn
www.ridelikeaturtle.com
https://www.youtube.com/@ridelikeaturtle
There's no "what if", America is already there. It cannot be reformed; it needs to be rebuilt. Otherwise, this cycle will just repeat every few years.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There's no "what if", America is already there. It cannot be reformed; it needs to be rebuilt. Otherwise, this cycle will just repeat every few years.
He needs to be constantly interrupted with "Who is 'they'? Can you cite any evidence to back up what you're saying? Because you're wrong, nothing you've said is true." Just repeat that over and over as you're being hauled out of the room by Secret Service agents.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
He needs to be constantly interrupted with "Who is 'they'? Can you cite any evidence to back up what you're saying? Because you're wrong, nothing you've said is true." Just repeat that over and over as you're being hauled out of the room by Secret Service agents.
This FOX guy's "culture" certainly isn't compatible with others. Let them go their own way. Bunch of losers.
We can't let these racists off the hook after they've begun to eat themselves. Mark my words, that day is coming soon.
We can't let these racists off the hook after they've begun to eat themselves. Mark my words, that day is coming soon.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
This FOX guy's "culture" certainly isn't compatible with others. Let them go their own way. Bunch of losers.
We can't let these racists off the hook after they've begun to eat themselves. Mark my words, that day is coming soon.
We can't let these racists off the hook after they've begun to eat themselves. Mark my words, that day is coming soon.
A loose definition of "capitalism"?
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A loose definition of "capitalism"?
This is "The Narcissist's Prayer":
"I didn't do it, but if I did it wasn't so bad, and if it was it's no big deal, but if it is it wasn't my fault, though if it was I didn't mean it, but if I did you deserved it."
"I didn't do it, but if I did it wasn't so bad, and if it was it's no big deal, but if it is it wasn't my fault, though if it was I didn't mean it, but if I did you deserved it."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is "The Narcissist's Prayer":
"I didn't do it, but if I did it wasn't so bad, and if it was it's no big deal, but if it is it wasn't my fault, though if it was I didn't mean it, but if I did you deserved it."
"I didn't do it, but if I did it wasn't so bad, and if it was it's no big deal, but if it is it wasn't my fault, though if it was I didn't mean it, but if I did you deserved it."
I look forward to the day when we are no longer asking the children, with their hands in the cookie jar and chocolate all over their faces, if they stole the cookies.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I look forward to the day when we are no longer asking the children, with their hands in the cookie jar and chocolate all over their faces, if they stole the cookies.
"Safety improvements"? I'd like to understand how that's defined and how it's measured.
For example, we could ban cars in many areas and eliminate so many road deaths, that'd be a great "safety improvement" I'd like to see.
For example, we could ban cars in many areas and eliminate so many road deaths, that'd be a great "safety improvement" I'd like to see.
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Safety improvements"? I'd like to understand how that's defined and how it's measured.
For example, we could ban cars in many areas and eliminate so many road deaths, that'd be a great "safety improvement" I'd like to see.
For example, we could ban cars in many areas and eliminate so many road deaths, that'd be a great "safety improvement" I'd like to see.
Police: "Don't take matters into your own hands, let us handle it."
Victim: "OK, what are you gonna do about it?"
Police: "Oh, nothing. Maybe. We'll see. _Bye..._"
Victim: "OK, what are you gonna do about it?"
Police: "Oh, nothing. Maybe. We'll see. _Bye..._"
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Police: "Don't take matters into your own hands, let us handle it."
Victim: "OK, what are you gonna do about it?"
Police: "Oh, nothing. Maybe. We'll see. _Bye..._"
Victim: "OK, what are you gonna do about it?"
Police: "Oh, nothing. Maybe. We'll see. _Bye..._"
The NFL has adjusted just about every other rule to make gameplay more interesting, why not make onside kicks more likely to be recovered? 7% success is useless.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The NFL has adjusted just about every other rule to make gameplay more interesting, why not make onside kicks more likely to be recovered? 7% success is useless.
Does anyone read this stuff? (I hope not.)
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Does anyone read this stuff? (I hope not.)
This should've been submitted every single day since he was sworn in for his second term, because "Jan 6".
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This should've been submitted every single day since he was sworn in for his second term, because "Jan 6".
Expect yet another CNN or NYT or WaPo headline of, "Are we sliding towards authoritarianism?" Americans have been asleep at the wheel for a long time.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Expect yet another CNN or NYT or WaPo headline of, "Are we sliding towards authoritarianism?" Americans have been asleep at the wheel for a long time.
Bullying and sexual harassment by POTUS Trump, in front of the world. In any normal workplace, he'd be fired. I hope that journalist files suit and wins a bag of money.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Bullying and sexual harassment by POTUS Trump, in front of the world. In any normal workplace, he'd be fired. I hope that journalist files suit and wins a bag of money.
POTUS Trump just sexually harassed a woman at work, in front of the entire world.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
POTUS Trump just sexually harassed a woman at work, in front of the entire world.
He's starting to lose his cool in public now. It's only a matter of time. I wouldn't be surprised to see him collapse, literally; but I'd settle for figuratively.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He's starting to lose his cool in public now. It's only a matter of time. I wouldn't be surprised to see him collapse, literally; but I'd settle for figuratively.
Even if that was true... so what? Good? Anyone should get health care if they need it? Yes let's have more of that please.
"America" is a horrible worldview.
"America" is a horrible worldview.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Even if that was true... so what? Good? Anyone should get health care if they need it? Yes let's have more of that please.
"America" is a horrible worldview.
"America" is a horrible worldview.
Having chocolate ice cream all over your face while holding the empty bowl and saying, "but you didn't see me actually eat the ice cream".
The US Republican party of pdf files should be declared an illegal organization where membership gets you instant prosecution.
The US Republican party of pdf files should be declared an illegal organization where membership gets you instant prosecution.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Having chocolate ice cream all over your face while holding the empty bowl and saying, "but you didn't see me actually eat the ice cream".
The US Republican party of pdf files should be declared an illegal organization where membership gets you instant prosecution.
The US Republican party of pdf files should be declared an illegal organization where membership gets you instant prosecution.
There is scientific research to explain this phenomenon, no need for magical speculation.
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There is scientific research to explain this phenomenon, no need for magical speculation.