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The Republicans Jesus. Not to be confused with the homeless Jewish man of color, son of an unwed teenager, who healed and fed freeloading sinners.
“So what bothers me is this whole accountability bullshit.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Translation: “The problem is the people of Minnesota don’t put up with our shit.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
…to blend in with the regular population. If you’re on the ground, be aware. For those of us not on the ground, just be aware that you may hear or see less, and it may seem like things are de-escalating, but in all likelihood they are just hiding their atrocities better.
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
LOL The old Beverly Hills Cop trick 🤣🤣
January 26, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don’t know man… but I’m having dejavú
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Lay with dogs, you get fleas…
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The U.S. would be invading a sovereign state to fight criminal networks that:
Can’t surrender. Don’t control territory in a classic way. Thrive in chaos.
They don’t need to win. They only need to survive.
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
As far as the cartels themselves, the US has NO IDEA what kind of ghost they’d be fighting.

You can kill cartel leaders indefinitely and still lose.

That’s not a moral claim; it’s an empirical one.
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
That pattern has held across: Different centuries, different technologies, different invaders.
I’m not even going to go into how politically and economically disastrous this would be for the US.
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Military elite forces trained by the US. Do not under estimate Mexico. They have defeated the most powerful militaries (Spain, France) several times.

Mexico is a country that repeatedly defeats stronger powers not by overpowering them, but by making occupation untenable.
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
…Colombia, Cuba, Venezuela, and God knows who else simultaneously, with boots on the ground, while being led by an alcoholic ex Fox News anchor? This would make Vietnam look like a paintball match. We have literally trained Mexico’s army on many levels, and most cartels are formed by ex-Mexican…
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
How many wars has the US won since WWII? If you want to count he invasion of Grenada, which lasted 3 days that had the tactical complexity of robbing a convenience store, that’s 1.
Vietnam, Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc.
Do you genuinely think we would have a chance in hell of invading Mexico…
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Someone should tell him we already did this in Panama. Remember Noriega in ‘89?
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Umm… we already did Panama with Noriega in ‘89
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This is not the first time the US has done something similar. Remember Panama in ‘89 and Grenada in ‘83.
Best case scenario is that something similar happens.

Still illegal, but not globally catastrophic.
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oh, did Trump promise something and then not come through? You sweet summer child…
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
And assured that he would be protected and Scott free if he stepped down. He’ll go live as a political refugee in UAE or some other country.
The US installs puppet regime.
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Ok, let me put my tin foil hat on:

Maduro will not see any jail time. Heck, the trial may be thrown out because his capture was illegal. This is not a bug, it’s a feature. This was negotiated in advanced with Maduro and the bombs were just theater. maduro was probably given a few million dollars…
a man wearing a headband holds a bag of popcorn in front of a purple wall
ALT: a man wearing a headband holds a bag of popcorn in front of a purple wall
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM